Good day all. You might recall when Al Gore was conjuring up his money making scheme called “Global Warming” he claimed that polar bears were dying out and drowning in the ocean because there was no ice bergs.
We know that now to be a complete and utter lie. Polar bears, rather than being endangered, are actually increasing in numbers and doing so with great gusto. In fact, the only thing that seems to be endangered are scientists on polar expeditions. It seems that the polar bears think they might be rather tasty. Here are the details from Fox News:
Five scientists participating in an expedition on Russia’s Troynoy island have reported back to headquarters with some unbearable news.
A pun. Why did it have to be a pun?
Over the weekend, the group said that its base was surrounded by about 10 polar bears they were not equipped to scare away, according to Newsweek, citing Russian state news agency Itar-Tass.
Now how is that possible? If you listen to Al Gore, he’s still claiming that Polar Bears are drowning in ice free arctic seas. He will save them if you buy some of his carbon credits.
The unexpected guests have stalled some research efforts. Vadim Plotnikov, head of the expedition, said that at least four bears are seen from the base at any given time.
“As of Saturday, a female bear has practically been sleeping under the Arctic station’s windows,” he said. “Part of the hydro-meteorological observations have been suspended since the experts are obstructed from reaching the station platform and other observation points.”
You are not collecting data because you’re afraid you might be eaten? Come own? Cowboy up and go out to the platform and do your job. Take a buddy with you. If needed, feed your buddy to the bears, just as long as you have the data, it will be worth a losing a few second rate scientists. After all, it’s for the betterment of mankind!
Newsweek reported that officials will most likely deliver pyrotechnics and guard dogs to the scientists, in the hope they will eventually help scare the bears away. The delivery will take about a month.
I’m sure the dogs will be a nice snack for the bears. As for the pyrotechnics? Have you filed an environmental impact statement? Have you received the proper training, certifications and license?
“We recommended the base personnel to tread carefully and with caution, not to leave the premises of the building, conducting only accessible observation,” Vasily Shevchenko, the head of the state observatory that manages the base said.
And what will happen if the bears decide to eat in? Bears are smart and might be able to unlock the doors, and then it could be an evening of dinner, dancing and a little late night frolicking with the lady polar bears. I wonder, do polar bears eat Russian scientists with red or white wine?
Thatisall
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