The comedy of Salon and Matthew Rozsa

Good day all. This gem of online mental illness showed up on Drudge this morning. It’s from Salon, a noted “Progressive” publication, and was written by one Matthew Rozsa. It’s titled, Here’s your leftover turkey: The case for Hillary Clinton 2020.

As you may have guessed, Salon is not noted for it’s conservative viewpoints. Actually, Salon and it’s writers are far to the left of Karl Marx. Matthew Rozsa is very unhappy that Felonia von Pantsuit isn’t the president of the United States. He wants to see her run again in 2020. Here is what he spewed forth from Salon:

Are you sick of Republicans? Or just right-wingers in general? Do you want to send a message to Washington that you aren’t going to buy into their racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic and classist nonsense for one second longer?

Barking Moonbat

Oh this moonbat is firing on ALL cylinders, or, probably no cylinders at all. His mental collapse continues.

Then do the very thing that Donald Trump unintentionally encouraged in a recent tweet: Encourage Hillary Clinton to run for president in 2020!

Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party. Hillary, get on with your life and give it another try in three years!

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2017

I’m sure this is the part where the Clinton-haters — be they Trumpers, Bernie Bros or anything in between — will say something to the effect of, “Of course he wants her to run again. That’s the only way he’ll get re-elected!”

Actually, no. Unless the economy tanks big time, and honestly, it won’t be due to President Trump if that happens, (Say Hello to the Uniparty retards Matt), then pretty much anyone who runs is going to get his or her head handed to them. Why? Because Democrats have become the newest totalitarian party, right up there with Communists, Fascists and Nazi’s. (Less the body count of course) But hey, who am I to get in the way of a nice Progressive meltdown?

Slow your roll there. Clinton’s poll numbers aren’t too good right now (OK, they’re downright atrocious), but there are still four great reasons to consider choosing her as the Democratic nominee in 2020. Even better, all but one of them has to do with an emotion that has no place in this season (which is why I absolutely had to write this article for Thanksgiving weekend): Spite. Delicious, nutritious spite.

Oh this is going to be great!!

Hillary Clinton is the Winston Churchill to Vladimir Putin’s Adolf Hitler.

Say what? You’re comparing Felonia von Pantsuit to Winston Churchill? Oh those must be some really great drugs you’re taking there bub.

I agree with the basic principle of Godwin’s Law: The first person to invoke Hitler in a political debate should normally lose. The exception, of course, has to be when someone has genuine Hitler-like qualities. A foreign despot who has invaded neighboring countries and has a right-wing nationalist agenda is about as Nazi-like as you can get.

Ok, typical of Moonbats and Proglodytes everywhere, they swallow the idea first promulgated by that noted humanitarian, Josef Stalin, that the Nazis were right wing. They weren’t, they were socialists. The name “Nazi” is short for “National Socialist Workers Party.” Please note the word “Socialist.” But hey, this is a mentally challenged moonbat writing here, so just go with the flow.

This is where Clinton offers a quality that no politician in America can beat.

Would that be corruption, incompetence, greed and paranoia?

While Republicans are trying to tar her with a bogus scandal connecting her to Russia (and anyone who believes Clinton did something wrong in the Uranium One deal lacks credibility on all matters political), the reality is that no candidate can be better described as Russia’s nemesis than Clinton.

Putin has always hated Clinton because of his innate sexism, which has manifested in his policies, and she certainly didn’t endear herself to him by publicly criticizing Russian corruption in 2011.

Please! She was negotiating a better price for her services.

As the ample connections between the Trump campaign and Russia or its water-carriers like WikiLeaks clearly demonstrate, the one person we know we can trust more than anyone is the candidate who Putin very obviously did not want to see as America’s president.

I find it amusing that when Wikileaks was skewering the Bush administration, people like Rozsa were applauding them. However, once one of theirs was getting hit, they turned on them faster then a pot smoker going for a bag of Doritos. As for those “Ample Connections?” They exist only in the fevered imaginations of people working for Salon. Next we come to his second reason to elect Felonia von Pantsuit in 2020, and it’s a doozy.

Hillary Clinton being elected president (at last) would monumentally piss off misogynistic trolls, and what’s not to like about that?

Dimbulb goes on to say that Felonia has been hated since 1992. Why? Because she was the “First feminist “First Lady” in history. He sort of skips over a few things, like the travel office scandal, the Rose law firm, the cattle futures and a few other things that showed Felonia wasn’t a nice or honest person. However, that’s not how Rozsa sees it, He knows what the real reason is.

The reason for this is sexism. It’s not the chic thing to say right now, but no other explanation really makes sense.

Yes, Hillary Clinton is more centrist than either party likes these days, but why is she singled out for opprobrium here when her husband — who actually served as president — remains popular despite holding the exact same views?

Felonia von Pantsuit, centrist? Well, perhaps to a barking mad Moonbat such as yourself. And as for Bubba Horndog’s popularity? I take it you haven’t been watching the news of late? He’s about as popular as most rapists and child molesters. After decades of the Democrats covering up the activities of Bubba, the recent scandals that broke after Roan Farrow nailed Pervy Winestain to the wall pretty did it for covering for the Clinton Crime Family.

By winning the popular vote convincingly in 2016, Hillary Clinton has earned the right to be considered the presumptive nominee in 2020.

I see you think that the United States is a democracy. It isn’t. It’s a republic. President Trump won the states that gave him the needed votes in the Electoral Collage. As for that “Majority?” How may of those votes were from actual American Citizens? Even assuming there wasn’t any fraud, (I’m willing to grant the benefit of the doubt here), the majority you speak of came from California and New York.

If you review voting maps, outside of the big Democrat areas such as coastal California, which has a large population, and some of the big blue cities such as New York City, Felonia was hammered. This is why we have the Electoral Collage. It’s designed, among other things, to protect small states from large ones. Most people in Flyover Country, really don’t like California and would object to them selecting the next president. Probably rather violently.

As I wrote in September, Clinton is the first defeated presidential candidate to win the popular vote without being automatically considered a frontrunner in the next election.

That could be due to the fact that she is a two time loser, and the news that the Democrats rigged the primaries so she couldn’t lose doesn’t help. Felonia and Bubba have managed to burn a lot of bridges of late, and frankly, they aren’t as good as they used to be.

We can expect her to be a good president.

Bill Clinton is also widely associated with the economic, social and foreign policy conditions of the beloved 1990s, and is greatly missed for that reason. And since few dispute that Hillary was her husband’s co-president during that halcyon decade, that association can still remain a giant advantage.

I remember the 90’s very differently then you do. Of course, I wasn’t some kid in elementary school back then. I remember things like Feloniacare, (Formally known as “Hillarycare”) where if you tried to pay for decent medical care out of your own pocket, or in any way didn’t play by the government rules, you would go to jail along with your doctor. If you think Obamacare is bad, (and it is), Feloniacare was far, far worse.

As for the economy, Bubba’s ideas, along with other things he did were so bad, the Republicans gained control of Congress, and Newt Gingrich was able to shove a few things down Bubba’s throat. Since they worked, Bubba and Felonia claimed them as their own.

On issues ranging from raising the minimum wage and fighting global warming to scaling back the war on drugs, she would stand exactly where the majority of grassroots activists in the party want her to be. Plus — while this has been noted countless times before, it deserves repetition — she has ample experience as a U.S. senator and secretary of state in actually getting things done.

Just exactly what did Felonia achieve as the Senator from New York? What legislation did she pass? I can’t think of anything major, but I’m perfectly willing to be informed. Feel free to leave comments below. As for her stint as Secretary of State? Where shall I begin?

First we have the infamous “Reset” button she gave the Russians. Instead of the word “Reset” it said Overload. Then we have Felonia’s infamous mail server. That mess should have gotten her arrested and criminally charged with Espionage. Instead, the whole thing was whitewashed by James Comey. Then there was the selling of her office for “Donations to the Clinton Slush Fund Foundation.” Then we have Uranium One, which you are steadfastly ignoring.

Still, I do like the idea of Felonia von Pantsuit running again. Of course, she might have some serious problems getting on the ballot. To begin with, most of the hit men she used to hire have generally retired. This makes it difficult to make certain “problems” go away. Next is money. Felonia and Bubba used to have a Rolodex of donors that was the envy of everyone.

Now those very same donors are in the process of being investigated for assorted sex crimes, (Harvey Weinstein), or being run out of town on a rail or have just plain had it with Felonia von Pantsuit’s criminality. No money means no election.

Besides, money didn’t help her all that much during the 2016 election. She spent something like 2 times as much as President Trump. Having all the money in the world, (Which for Felonia, won’t be enough), won’t make up for the fact that she is a rotten campaigner and not all that likable. Well, she is likable, if you happen to like a terminal disease.

Then we have the cheating that was done during the 2016 primary. In all probability, Comrade Bernie Sanders should have won the nomination. Thanks to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Comrade Bernie never had a chance. Next time, people will be watching very carefully to see if the DNC is rigging the primaries. So, yeah, Rozsa may want his girlfriend to run again, but it’s not going to happen. If Attorney General Sessions finally gets his thumb out of his ass and reviews the coverups investigations of Felonia’s mail server and other things, she might be to busy to run. Trials to tend to eat up your time. But hey, Never say die Matt.

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