Well now, that was a nail biter of an ending. Mittens Obmaney beat out Rick Santorum by a massive landslide of…8 votes.
Ron Paul’s trained chimpanzees bright him in at a respectable third place. Newt Gingrich came in fourth and Rick Perry is missing and presumed lost. Michelle Bachman did so badly that she has pulled the plug and “Suspended” her campaign.
Below are the final numbers for those who actually matter. (Sorry Rep. Bachman, but you no longer matter now)
| Mitt Romney | 30,015 | 24.6% | |
| Rick Santorum | 30,007 | 24.5% | |
| Ron Paul | 26,219 | 21.4% | |
| Newt Gingrich | 16,251 | 13.3% | |
| Rick Perry | 12,604 | 10.3% |
Next week I get to cast my vote for anyone but Obomney. As yet I still haven’t decided, other than no to Ron Paul.
Until next time
~The Angry Webmaster~
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