I just arrived at the datacenter. The coffee machine. It isn’t working. It has water, fresh coffee but the machine will NOT START!!! *shudder*
I carefully looked at the machine, I tested the “On” button. the machine just clicked and LAUGHED AT ME!!
I am weakened, like Sampson after Delilah gave him a buzz cut. I am not able to function!
I MUST HAVE COFFEE!
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No, I don’t have any hot water!! That won’t work!! What will I do?????
I CAN’T DO THIS!! I have CLOGGED SINUSES!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kill me please? I can’t go through the day with NO COFFEE! I DEMAND COFFEE! It is my right! It says so in the constitution!
~The noisily dying a slow and horrifying death Systems Administrator~
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T-T-T-T-TWO WEEKS?? Two WEEKS!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*whimper*
OK crybaby. I’ve ordered a new coffee maker. It should be here in 2 weeks,
T-T-T-T-TWO WEEKS?? Two WEEKS!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*whimper*
Well yeah. I always go for the free shipping and Bangladesh isn’t around the corner. 🙂
Ok, jerk. here’s your coffee machine. Hope you’re happy now. Do you know what I had to go through to get this highly efficient piece of technology?