Old people get me so pissed off. They are good for nothing. All they do is complain how they know and did everything as if I cared. They are disgusting too. They like Hawking their mucus and spitting it out in public. They are nasty and perverted. I know this one old bastard that moved his hands to his crotch then lifted his hands up to his nose. No wonder they live for such a long time; its mainly because these old timers never grow up. I say we put these dinosaurs in cages and let them stay there for good.
oh man, they piss me off so much. I was at the video store one day waiting to check out, minding my own fucking business. Right behind me was an old fart with his piece of shit poodle, by the way what's up with old people and poodles? Anyway he says excuse me and I was like "oh God!" I pretended to not hear him. However, the piece of old shit proceeded to piss me off and patted me on the shoulder and said, "would you watch my dog while I go the bathroom sir." I was like, "This guy has balls talking to me!" Lucky my girlfriend was with me who happens to be too fucking nice to everybody or else I would have shoved his fake teeth down his fucking throat. When we got home I yelled at her for helping that old fart. See what that old fart caused?!
I have a solution to this crisis. We should ship all people above the age of 65 to Kansas, because we all know its nothing more desert with a few trailer parks here and there. Now we don't want to be rude to the people already living in Kansas, so we pay each residence $25 to deal with the old people. We can ship the old people in box cars. We will need to have a electric shock fence build around the borders of Kansas, with barb wires on the top of the fence. So then they can live their meaningless lives and bother each other and leave us decent society people alone in peace.
Every time I enter the express check-out lane in *ANY* supermarket, it is anything but express. Why? It's because of those damned cheque-writing frackwit elderly, for just a few reasons...
First, watching all their pet dinosaurs die off must have been so traumatic that it caused erasure of how to count. 'Eight items or less' suddenly becomes a free-for-all of depends, grape jelly (they seem to love the stuff, I don't know why), and at least 40 other items.
Next up, they'll contend stupid-ass price differences of as little as 10 cents. Who the frell cares about a goddamned dime!? I guess they have to save up for purgatory or something.
So they take it as a personal insult when the cashier won't cave into demands that the bag of Happy-Cat-O's they picked up for their baked-and-dead-in-the-car-pet was marked as 3 cents or something equally ludicrous. No, they have to contend it and have somebody run back to report the obvious.
Finally, they're either too stubborn or senile to learn how to use debit, credit or cash for a transaction. No, they absolulely MUST scribble out a cheque with failing, flailing hands. Filling out cheque information while waiting would be a grevious sin, so they don't even pull out that book until after the final price is rung up.
What should have been a two minute wait turns into ten minutes. My blood pressure rises, and everybody's life expectancy decreases. Since they aren't dying off, can't we just ship all these irritating people off to ... say, Canada?
I am angry with the general population of middle-aged COOTS, 90%
of whom should just quit life all together and join a nursing home commune!!!
Why, you ask? I'll f--king tell you why!!! I'm dating one at the moment (stupid of me, yes I know). Terrific as he is, I am SO SICK of his lazy-ass, ways that I could pull every strand of hair out of my head ONE BY ONE!
The guy has a cushy-ass job in which he sits on his puckered, wrinkly ass all day long for 3 times the wage most "working" people make, gets home at a decent hour, and what does he do? Falls asleep in front of the f--king tv!!!
Forget intelligent conversation! His brain just won't function past 8:00 p.m.! And when he manages to stay awake past his bedtime, all he does is slober in front of the boob-tube like a brain-dead twit!!! I find that many older folks are like this! (Granted, I said some....not all!)
I truely fear middle age if my brain is destined to turn to complete and utter mush, and I cannot stay awake, (even with the help of uppers) past Barney the Dinosaur's television show!!!
I AM ANGRY THAT I HAVE TO SPEND EVERY GODDAMNED NIGHT TALKING TO THE CAT!!! What is the f--king point of this??? I don't know. Love works in stupid-ass, certifiably crazy ways. ARRRGGGG
And don't even get me started on the impotence issue!!!!
I am angry because OLD FAT PEOPLE are just about the most retarded, ignorant, bias, self-righteous, high and mighty, stupid individuals that have ever cursed the Earth. They are so fat and ugly and ignorant that they have to bring others misery in order to justify their own self-loathing. Well, screw you, Chubby!
I am going to whoop your sorry 100 year old ass into the new century so you can finally realize your day has passed, and my generation rules. I will PUT YOU in a nursing home where rabid dogs will bite your shriveled up nut sack and then spit it back in your face. ALL THE WHILE I WILL BE BLASTING EMINEM ON THE RADIO RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR DEAF EAR. DON'T YOU LOVE MY HIP-HOP MUSIC?! YOU OLD FUCKING COOT! GIVE IT UP!! YOU'RE READY TO DIE!!!!!! YOU SERVE NO PURPOUS ON THIS EARTH EXCEPT TO WASTE PRECIOUS OXYGEN AND HARASS OTHERS SIMPLY BECAUSE YOUR LIFE HAS NO MEANING!
AT THE RATE YOU ARE GOING, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BLOW UP BECAUSE YOU'RE AS ROUND AS A BALLOON AND TWICE AS STUPID! YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE MESSING WITH ME. I HAVE RUINED PEOPLE FOR DOING LESSER THINGS. YOU WILL NEVER READ THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS. You probably think it's a special kind of spider web. WELL, FUCK YOU! YOU TWIT!
I HOPE YOU GET STUCK BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THAT BUS AND NO ONE FINDS YOU. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FIT BEHIND ANY WHEEL OF ANY VEHICLE OR EVEN IN YOUR OWN DAMN BATHTUB!! DIE SUCKER!!!!
I have a great deal of respect for the elderly, but damn it, please do your full week grocery shopping DURING THE DAY, and NOT AT 5:00. I work hard all day and sometimes have to stop at the grocery store @ 5:00 to pick up a few things. No matter what line I get into, YOU RETIRED FOLKS, who are home all damn day long, are right in front of me and I have to wait forever to get checked out. Why do you retired folks do your full-cart shopping at 5:00? DO IT BEFORE 4:00! so I can grab my few things and get the heck home. Geez Louise! Take advantage of your day and not on the hard-working people of the world's time.
I fucking can't stand it when you are waiting in line at a convenience store and the old bag, battleaxe tramp in front of you has a THOUSAND lottery tickets to be checked out and doesn't give one flying fuck about how long it's going to take. Then, THEN! when she's done she wants to spend her measly five dollar winnings on MORE tickets. So she stands there going HMMMMMMM!! I don't know what I want. LET ME PICK FOR YOU CUNT!! They have places for things like lottery tickets, THEY'RE CALLED LOTTERY BOOTHS!! And these old quiffs don't even look at you nor do they care that there are five other people waiting in line. I guess they think "I'm old so I get to do what I want" You stand there so long you start to get mummified. FUCK OFF rude people!!
OK so today I was at a store in the checkout line, and this old fossil stands right behind me and says, "is it okay if I stand behind you?" NO IT IS NOT, I don't like it when ANYbody does that, especially you, you smelly old coot! So I give him the deathray getback glare which had the dual effect of making him scram and also wiped off that hideous fixodent smile.
These ancient idiots think that young women think they are cute, but they are not. We have enough trouble managing guys our age that are actually cute! So BACK OFF, FOSSIL!!!!! I'm glad I have a place to vent!
i'm sick of stupid old people who think you're gonna nick something. Like for example a year ago (prior to this posting) i was in the newsagents (it was close to empty as in almost no people) i was reading t.v week to see whats happening on neighbours. I was reading for 5 minutes at the most and the old bitch that works here said you're not goona read that all day, big deal bitch i'm not gonna steal stuff because i'm a teenager and not to be trusted according to that old hag.
In conclusion I think theres a place for old hags who don't trust people (at all) its an old folks home and anyway if i wanted rob you i'd hold a gun to your wrinkly old face and take money out of the cash register and so as for old women who hate my age group fuck off not all of us are thieves. thank you webmaster for letting me rant you rock
I went to see Dylan Moran at the comedy theatre, and a grumpy old man told me off (by shaking my shoulders/tapping my back) several times for leaning forwards, due to not being able to see that well. I was so ANGRY, I hoped he might trip down the stairs and break his wrinkly old neck. That's why I am angry, and fuelled in such a strong way I could generate power from the heat of my head. Elderly people just shouldn't go to see comedy. They are too full of themselves.
Old people that talk forever and ever about illness and everything personal when you are trying to work. They also expect you to do everything for them as if you have time because they constantly engage you in conversations with an endless bombardment of mute point questions and waste your time. What is going on with these bats?
I am so sick of nosey old people with questions questions questions! If they have been around so long then why are they asking me? If they have such excellent manners then why do they continue to stick there nose in everyone's business? What's worse is the ones that ask stupid questions about the obvious. Really... Gee goley gosh we hadn't thought of that......YOU IDIOTS ! Get a life !
Ok, I know old people deserve respect because they have been through so much in their lives and all that stuff, and I'm also aware that not all old people are bad (my grandmother for example is the most lovely person in the world), but I'm here to talk about specific situations and say that ARROGANT OLD PEOPLE MAKE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANGRY!
The other day I was in the movie theater, waiting IN LINE to buy my ticket, just as many other people. When it was my turn, I calmly stepped forward and opened my mouth to say what I wanted, HOWEVER, I never got the chance to actually speak because this lady came out of nowhere and aggressively stepped in front of me. I found it very rude of her to basically push me like that, but I was in a good mood that day and thought "ok, maybe she's in a hurry and just wants to ask something quick like 'where does the line begin', so let her ask" (yeah I know she could have asked anyone, but whatever, I've seen it happen before). But no, that wasn't the case. Bitch simply started to ask for her ticket as if nothing was wrong with that! I said "excuse me" and she pretended not to hear. The guy selling the tickes then said "excuse me lady, but this girl was here first", and then she looked at me with wide eyes and started screaming that she was an elderly woman and had rights and didn't have to wait in line and that it was an absurd. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.
First of all, she wasn't even OLD! She was just like fifty-something, MAYBE sixty, but not more than that! And she didn't look like a poor little old lady who suffered from back pain or anything like that AT ALL. In fact, she had fancy clothes, several shopping bags from expensive stores (meaning she had the energy to walk around the mall and buy shit but couldn't wait 5 fucking minutes in line?!) and looked pretty healthy to me. No need at all to take advantage of her "advanced age" (which wasn't advanced at all, unless she was 80 but had the best genetics ever, and I doubt it was the case). Besides, even if she was in fact old enough and had the right to skip the line, I don't think she had the right to be rude and bitchy.
I was SO pissed off at that moment that I basically had no
reaction. It was very pathetic and I am so angry I just accepted that, but for
some stupid moral reason it felt wrong to shout back at her. Maybe I'm too good
and polite. But it's not the first time something like this happens and I'm sick
and tired of taking it! Next time I'll make the old rag shut up and go home,
whoever that is.
SIXTY TWO IS NOT OLD, YOU LAZY BASTARDS! SEVENTY FIVE IS OLD, EIGHTY IS OLD, BUT NOT FIFTY OR SIXTY SOMETHING! So unless you have some disease, some painful problem or some disability, MOVE YOUR FAT SHRINKLED ASS and STOP USING THE "ELDERLY EXCUSE" to take advantage of EVERYTHING!
I know I'll also be old some day, but goddamnit, I hope I don't turn out to be one of the whining and annoying ones.
*Note from Anger Central
Be nice to to the senior citizens. The one you insult might be a retired 81 year old paratrooper who will kick you in the balls then in the teeth, picks up his groceries and continue on home. ;)
Every single time I go to this apartment complex to visit my aunt, I have to run the gauntlet of the old lady witch coven outside her building. These old bitches sit around on any day that is not raining or freezing on plastic lawn chairs and eyeball and comment on every person that goes past them. They wait until I am almost all the way to the fucking door and then yell out "Hey! You parked your car too close to my parking space!" or some other complaint. Fuck their parking spaces!!!!! They don't even own fucking cars. They just want their space open for the ambulance in case they fall and can't get up. I finally got sick of all their shit and told them I would be happy to leave all the parking spaces open and walk in from the street if I could just be assured that I was leaving the space open for the coroner's meat wagon to take their sorry old asses to the morgue. After that, as you can imagine, our relationship suffered a strain. Now they mutter all the time (loud enough to be heard in the next complex) about "Young people with no respect" and about how when they were my age, they were human beings. I felt like telling the old bitch who handed me that line "Oh really? What happened since then?", but it is pointless. Every time I see these old bitches I feel like I am playing a walk-on part in fucking MacBeth!!!! Fuck old bitches everywhere!!!!!!
There's this Lonely Old hag who has no business living by herself if she's antisocial and keeps her windows covered with curtains. Not only that but she goes and spreads shit about the neighbors from the kids playing outside to even asking the Landlord if the Maitenence Man and the Neighbors can be Trusted. Lady here's an idea take your old ass to a nursing home and get out of our neighborhood. She even called The Sherrif because she thought someone broke into her house and she had been inside her house for the entire day. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ if you were home all day than you would have noticed someone breaking into your house and that is wasting our taxpayers money because your a stupid old bitch who's taking advantage of your living expenses, hell she doesn't even bother to pay the rent. I hope the Landlord evicts this stupid old bat.
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