Iraq

I came here as an Army Infantryman. The people here are nasty, smelly, sneaky, lieing, and sexist!

The "purified water" here smells like shit,and if you shower, you actually gain a light coat of oils.
The people keep telling us that neighboring tribes rape dogs and kill little kids.
The little kids come up to our parked vechicles every day and theyre yelling like "Mista, mista, give me football (soccer)" Or "Mista Mista, give me chocolate." EVERY DAY! I just wanna yell back "Mista, mista, shut the hell up before I pop you with some non-lethal shotgun rounds!"
The local food gives us "the runs".
A mortar goes flying overhead, hits 300 meters away, but noone seems to have noticed or heard where it came from!
Theres trash everywhere!
They treat their women like slaves! being born female here means that once you hit 13~14 years, your doomed to a life of walking up and down the road, clearing branches, or carrying water. Theres a popular saying here "Women are for kids, men are for fun". They act like the women are objects of shame. Theres even a practice of cutting out a womens labia so she wont experience pleasure during sex!

These people need to bring their heads out of their asses fast! cause as soon as our fuckhead liberal commander & chief withdraws us, irans gonna kick their ass worse than than we did when we first invaded!!