nightclubs

i HATE going to nightclubs. nothing but a fuckload of stupid, gyrating assholes who can't dance to save their fucking life trying to act all important while making complete douchebags of themselves. on top of that, there's the fucking noise level that's through the fucking roof, mindless twunts who do nothing but grope you & have the audacity to blame it on drugs & alcohol, & the danger of some asspossum slipping something into your drink when you're not looking. honestly, if i wanted to get drugged up, drunk, groped, & taken advantage of, i'd go to the middle of fucking downtown miami w/ no clothes on.