I have to listen to fucking fireworks every 4th of July, New Years Eve, and at the conclusion of some big deal hometown sporting event victory. This past 4th of July, the idiot neighbors behind me on Grenada Street shot off explosives until fucking midnight. Their sense of entitlement to annoying their neighbors makes me wish their fireworks would burn their house down. I wouldn't dream of making such noise late into the evening, holiday or not. There is a reason these things are illegal except for controlled events. They are annoying and dangerous. Burn yourselves up for all I care.

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I too hate bloody fireworks! I was so pissed off at assholes letting them off at all hours of the day and night that I wound up writing to my local MP (political type dude) asking him to do something about it. As a result of my complaint and several others new laws have been passed in the UK prohibiting fireworks over 120db and enforcing firework curfews whereby anyone letting the things off after a set time can be arrested and fucked up the ass by the 'big boy' in the local jail.

*Note from Anger Central
We happen to like things that go KABOOM! in the night. Of course you are in the UK, and we know they have decided to move from a free society to a totalitarian one as quickly as possible. :/
Now if you will excuse me, we have a few quarter sticks to set off. 8-B


I fucking hate fireworks and the redneck ass drunk idiots that find it necessary to shoot them off at fucking 4:00 a.m. (not joking). I have a 10 year old dog that I have to medicate for a solid week because this ate up ass town allows fireworks WITHIN CITY LIMITS for an ENTIRE WEEK at 4th of July. Have some fucking consideration. Not everyone works the same schedule, some people have to get up for work at 3:00 a.m. and would like a few hours sleep before going to work. Not to mention the white trash people who are buying hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks have multiple children they can't feed walking around with shitty diapers. GROW THE FUCK UP. I called the police three times and they never came out, even though I called from midnight to 4:00 a.m. and fireworks are illegal AFTER 10:00 p.m. The last time I called the cops I told them they were going to be out here for something way more serious than fireworks if they didn't come and put a stop to this nonsense. Next year I am buying several packs of 100 firecrackers and I'm going to make a note of who is shooting them off at 2:00 a.m. and they will be waking up at 6:00 a.m. to firecrackers going off under their bedroom window. I FUCKING HATE THIS RED NECK ASS STATE.

*Note from Anger Central
You should have seen the fireworks at the Webmaster's Chinese Wedding. The correct term for them would be "Fire Fight Simulators." ;)
Fireworks are an American tradition. Don't like them? Leave. The Webmaster's neighbors have been blowing off their surplus explosives for a week now. Doesn't bother him much.

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