Category Archives: Global Warming

Thousands march to stop global warming

And nearly freeze to death doing so. Good day all, we have yet another instance of Moonbat Madness, this time in Quebec City. Thousands of morons marched to protest man caused global warming.

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Signs that warm weather has returned

Good day all. I’ve been busy, but just came up to order some pizza. When I went out, I noticed how war it has become this fine day. As I drove to the pizza place, I noticed all the ladies who have shed their winter clothes. It occurred to me that there are three types of women. Now the criteria is that they must be of child bearing age. Continue reading

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Boston breaks snow record

Good day all. It’s now official. Boston has received the most snow in one season in recorded history. Al Gore could not be reached for comment. Continue reading

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Oh GOD NO!! It’s SNOWING!!

I just looked out the window. It’s been above freezing for the last week and the snow levels outside the Anger Central offices have been reduced by a good 50%. It’s been raining the last couple of days which has also helped wash copious amounts of Al Gore’s Dandruff into the oceans. Continue reading

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