Category Archives: Global Warming

Oh Joy, another Storm of the Century

Good day all. Yes, another storm approaches the headquarters of Anger Central. As you might expect, it’s being called a “Potentially historic” storm, possibly the “Storm of the Century!” What it will be is yet another snow storm. Continue reading

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Government is planting fake snow!

Good day all. I just read about the latest conspiracy to destroy America. This time it’s the Obama Administration planting fake snow in the south. How do we know the government is doing this? Simple. The snow won’t melt when hit with a blowtorch! Continue reading

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What if they gave a Superbowl and nobody came?

Good day all. I hope you are enjoying the brisk January weather. We are in the middle of another massive temperature drop due to natural weather patterns and it looks like the cold might affect the turnout for the Superbowl. Continue reading

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The Weather Channel is missing

Good evening one and all, this is the Angry Systems Administrator. I just found out that DirecTV and the Weather Channel are in a fight to the death over carriage fees. DirecTV didn’t want to cough up even more money then it already has to. Continue reading

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