The Apocalypse has arrived!

Good morning all. This is the Angry Systems Administrator reporting on The End Of The World! As you probably know, according to the Mayan calendar, today the world is scheduled to end. The Angry Webmaster has locked himself in the Anger Central Secret Bunker, better known as the closet, so he can ride out the End Of The World.

Personally, I think it’s a lot of hooey. Only really stupid idiots believe the world is going to end. Oh, eventually it will, in about 5 billion years, give or take, but I don’t think any of us really cares.

So far, other than a bit of rain and wind, things are quiet here in the Anger Central Data Center. I have yet to observe any zombies, other than the usual suspects who voted for Obama, and there has been no deployment of National Guard troops. So, all in all, as I fully expected, this end of the world nonsense is a complete bust. So much for all those preppers like that craven coward, the Angry Webmaster. What a waste of time and resou……….NO CARRIER

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