Now dead Moron vs Cop

Recently, a stupid moron with delusions of intelligence decided that he was a “Big Bad Gangsta” and opened fire on police in Times Square.

The idiot in question the now late Raymond “Ready” Martinez had the standard Gangsta weapons and training. The weapon, A MAC-10 can be a nasty piece of work. This was apparently the semi-automatic version rather then the full automatic machine pistol version. (Semi-auto requires a trigger pull to fire each shot. Full auto will continue to fire until the trigger is released.

Unfortunately for Mr. “Never Ready” Martinez, it didn’t matter which type he had. Why you ask? Well the recently ventilated moron apparently learned to shoot by watching rap videos and television. He managed to fire 2-3 rounds before the MAC-10 stovepiped and jammed.

For the less knowledgeable of our readers, a “Stovepipe” is when an empty case fails to fully eject from a semi or full automatic firearm. when this happens the bolt closes on the empty case and will no longer fire. In most cases the “Stovepipe” effect is what a shooter sees. The empty case is standing vertically and looking down the sights, looks just looks a chimney from an old coal fired stove. (See picture)

This is a rare occurrence in a properly handled and maintained firearm. In the case of our recent winner of the Darwin Award, Mr. Moron didn’t fire the weapon in the normal manner. Instead he held  it “Gangsta Style.”

Gangsta style is when you take a pistol and fire it while holding it sideways. In the case of “Never Ready” the magazine would have been pointed to the right and horizontal. As you can see in the picture above, the MAC-10 has the ejection port on the right side of the frame. When held in the normal manner, the cases are ejected out and to the right.

When Dumbass fired the cases couldn’t clear the weapon properly and one of them fell back into the mechanism. I suspect that he also had no idea how to clear the jam and just stood there pulling on the bolt while the officer took careful aim and removed this lower life form from the planet.

An aside, I’m sure we’ll be hearing the Lord Mayor of NYC, Napoleon Bloomberg, loudly wetting his knickers over the news that a criminal had a gun and actually used it. It won’t cross his feeble totalitarian mind that only CRIMINALS commit crime. We suspect that if this major league butthead had thought there were armed citizens around, he would have actually tried using his 2 functioning braincells and not tried drawing down on the cop.

We would say ive and learn, but this boil on the ass of society was obviously unable to learn, and now he is no longer living…as it should be.

That is all.

~The Angry Webmaster~

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