Ever play “The Knock Out” game?

The knock out game is a nasty violent “game” generally “played” by Urban Vermin. The idea, basically is you come up on someone who is minding their own business and try and knock them unconscious with a single blow, usually to the head.

Another term for this is Assault and Battery. I’ve seen incidents regarding this so called “game” pop up in the news over the last few years, usually with the victim either hospitalized, crippled or killed by these “Youth’s.” Well, it seems the tables were turned on one of these little punks. Here are the details from Michigan Live:

The game was called “point ’em out, knock ’em out,” and it was as random as it was brutal.

The object: Target an innocent victim for no other reason than they are there, then sucker punch him or her.

For those of a more sheltered Progressive Liberal view of the world, to sucker punch someone means to come up behind them and punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. Because the human skull is rather thin there, and the critical parts of the brain that control the human body’s autonomic systems, (Heartbeat, breathing, etc), a blow there can render you unconscious or even kill you. About the only time it is acceptable to hit someone there is when you are in a fight for your life. (Or you are a soldier about to take out an enemy) Now, in this case, the results were a little different then normal.

But on this day in Lansing, there would be no punch. The teen-age attacker had a stun gun. He did not know his would-be victim was carrying a legally concealed pistol.

The teen lost the game.

Obviously, this moron never learned a basic lesson in life. Never bring a Tazer to a gun fight. Now here is what happened:

The 17-year-old in gym shorts approached his target. The 28-year-old Lansing man was waiting for his daughter at her school-bus stop at REO Road and Ballard Street. It was May 29, and a nice day. Temperatures would reach 79 degrees. It was partly cloudy, fairly gusty.

Yes, a nice day for an assault.

The teen had two friends nearby – dropped off by a third friend in a van after they scouted their target. They knew what Marvell Weaver was going to do. They had discussed it. Weaver approached his victim from behind, a black KL-800 Type Stun Gun in his pocket. It is capable of generating 1.8 million volts.

So we also have conspiracy along with aiding and abetting. Nice.

He passed him and turned back, pressed the stun gun into the victim’s side. Again and again, and … nothing. It had fired earlier when testing it, he would later tell police. “The button was like stuck down … or something. I don’t know what caused it not to work,” according to a transcript of Weaver’s statement.

Can we say Oops? Sure we can! So what happened next?

The intended victim moved quickly, pulling his stainless steel .40-caliber Smith and Wesson. It had a full 10-bullet magazine, and was worth about $900 police estimated.

That is a nicely detailed report. I think the officers might be thinking about getting one of these for themselves. So what happened next?

He shot Weaver in his buttocks as the teen turned to flee.

“It happened so fast I wasn’t sure. I just know something was shoved into my side. I wasn’t sure if it was a knife, if it was anything,” he told police.

*Giggle* *Snort* *Guffaw* BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! He shot the little turd in the ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *sniff*

Weaver ran, sat down across the street, his leg going numb, bleeding. Pleading. “‘I’m sorry, please don’t kill me, I don’t know why I did that, I’m high you know, I just wanna go home,’” the teen told the man who had just shot him.

Well, this piece of Urban debris wasn’t going to be summarily executed by his intended victim. The attack against him had been stopped, and according to all self defense laws, once the attack has stopped, you can’t keep shooting. Concealed Carry Weapon holders have this drilled into them. Frankly, none of them even wants to pull a gun on a person, let alone have to pull the trigger.

The man called 911. He told the dispatcher the teen was “terminally wounded” and that he was a concealed pistol holder.

I’m guessing that the intended victim thought he had brain shot this ninny when he shot him in the ass.

“Did you shoot him?” the dispatcher asks, sounding incredulous.

What part of Wounded and Concealed Carry holder made you think he kicked him in the groin you moron?

A witness told police the man stayed by the teen and appeared supportive and non-threatening.

He probably told him he wasn’t going to kill him and tried to staunch the fecal blood flow from this punks ass. In any case, the kid is in big trouble. According to the story, he might not get the major felony charges of Aggravated Assault or Robbery, but he is going to get slapped with illegal possession of a stun gun, which is a maximum two-year felony.

On a potential plea deal for Weaver, Ingham County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Lisa McCormick would only offer, “There’s been some discussion with the defense attorney, but nothing has been finalized.”

Whatever the outcome, the teen has written a letter apologizing to his victim.

“I don’t blame you for what you did. You were only trying to protect yourself. I only wish I could go back to change it to were (sic) I never did it.”

“Im very sorry,” he closes at the letter’s end.

The hand-scrawled note is written on one-page of lined binder paper. The printed apology is at least five times larger than the rest of the words.

Ok, I wouldn’t throw the book at this kid. The hole in his ass, the new one, not the standard one, will be a good lesson on what happens when you do really stupid things, like try and hit someone with 1.5 million volts, just for fun. If his intended Target has been a better shot, that bullet might have killed or crippled him. Have him do 30 days scrubbing toilets somewhere. He might be recoverable.

Now, you might think this was all a good laugh, but it could have ended very differently. The Target was lucky the stun gun malfunctioned. If it had worked, he would have been dropped as if he had been hit with a hammer. If that punk had seen his gun, he might have stolen it. You always need to be aware of what is going on around you.

And now for an interesting little tidbit.

Last month, more than 400,000 adults could lawfully carry hidden handguns in Michigan. That’s one in 17 men and women 21 or older, more than since records have been kept.

What that should tell evil doers is, The odds of running up against someone who is carrying a gun, is trained in using it and practices a lot, is very high. These people are not police officers and don’t think about things like a criminal’s rights. If they see a threat, they will only make sure they won’t ht an innocent bystander, then they will shoot you.

The next time your representative, senator, legislator, governor or mayor says that you need to give up your guns and your right to defend yourself, tell them to kiss off, and then vote them out of office.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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