Global Warming may cause frostbite

Good day all. It’s about that time of year when the moonbats from the Church of Global Warming Climate Change start baying at the moon about how we’re all going to burn to death. Also, right on schedule, are the latest cold weather announcement.

For instance, in Antarctica, where it’s late spring, this little news item showed up. According to AP, it’s a might cold down there.

Feeling chilly? Here’s cold comfort: You could be in East Antarctica which new data says set a record for “soul-crushing” cold. Try 135.8 degrees Fahrenheit below zero; that’s 93.2 degrees below zero Celsius, which sounds only slightly toastier. Better yet, don’t try it. That’s so cold scientists say it hurts to breathe.

But…But…But, Saint Al of the Gores said we’re all going to burn to death and the Earth will turn into another Venus unless we all stop doing anything that might create greenhouse gases. How can it be that it’s so cold out?

Ice scientist Ted Scambos at the National Snow and Ice Data Center said the new record is “50 degrees colder than anything that has ever been seen in Alaska or Siberia or certainly North Dakota.”

“It’s more like you’d see on Mars on a nice summer day in the poles,” Scambos said, from the American Geophysical Union scientific meeting in San Francisco Monday, where he announced the data. “I’m confident that these pockets are the coldest places on Earth.”

Well, that is near the South Pole. It’s supposed to get cold down there. Everywhere else, the ice is melting, polar bears are drowning and WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

On Monday, the coldest U.S. temperature was a relatively balmy 27 degrees below zero Fahrenheit in Yellowstone, Wyo., said Jeff Masters, meteorology director of the private firm Weather Underground.

Well, that’s just because of Global Warming Climate Change. It must be burning hot in places like Australia. I mean, it’s almost summer time down there and they always catch fire and burn up. Isn’t that what News.com.au is saying?

Thredbo resort in new South Wales is now in the very unusual position of desperately needing its snow to melt. Thredbo has a huge mountain bike event this weekend but the course is currently snow-covered. Hopefully, forecast warmer tempreatures will take care of things.

I didn’t know that the sainted Al Gore was giving a speech in Australia. Looks like the Gore Effect has kicked in big time in the Land Down Under. Not to be outdone, our friends from Greenpeace, fresh from their recent incarceration in a Siberian Gulag have announced that Santa is going to cancel Christmas due to Global Warming. According to CBS DC:

Greenpeace is warning children the world over Santa Claus might not be bringing gifts to them because of global warming.

A “Save the Arctic” video released by the environmental group shows a sullen and dirty Santa – played by Jim Carter of “Downton Abbey” — in a dark, concrete room with water dripping from the ceiling.

“Dear children, I regrettably bring bad tidings. For some time now, melting ice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible and there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas,” Santa warned in the Greenpeace video.

Perhaps someone should tell Green Grinch that not only is the ice cap at the North Pole NOT melting, it’s actually growing larger due to the cold weather we have been having for the last 10 years or so. I really think that the people running Green Grinch should be committed for psychiatric examination. If they honestly believe that the “Earth has a fever” when meteorologists are predicting one of the coldest ans snowiest in years, then they are obviously delusional and need to be locked up and heavily medicated for their own good.

The Earth’s climate is always changing. It has been a lot hotter in the past and a lot colder. The Earth was once covered in ice from the poles to the equator. We are in an Ice Age right now. I don’t meant the glaciers are moving in this winter, but the Earth has been seeing ice sheets advance and retract for some 2+ million years. The last one ended, or paused, some 10,000 years ago and historically, these warm periods only last about 10-12,000 years.

The only reason these delusional moonbats, such as Al Gore and Green Grinch push this nonsense is simple totalitarian control. They want to rule over everyone else and the best way is to convince people we are “ALL GOING TO DIE IF WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF AL GORE AND THE CHURCH OF GLOBAL WARMING CLIMATE CHANGE!!” Funny thing. Have you noticed that about 5 or so years ago, when science determined that we weren’t getting warmer, these moonbats all started barking the phrase “Climate Change,” usually in the middle of a major blizzard. Damn fools. To bad most of the people are catching on to their little scam and won’t play anymore. Now all we need is a lawsuit saying that these bozo’s are trying to create a government mandated religion. They certainly don’t have science on their side, just faith that they are right.

Sounds like a religion to me.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~
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