“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life”

Greetings fellow Systems people, it is I, the Angry BOFH. I usually lurk here in my cave, keeping angry.net operational and generally keeping an eye on that right wing whack job of a webmaster.

I really should call him right wing since I’m no Pelosi admiring Obamadroid. 🙂

No, I just stick to things technical and on occasion humorous. Such as this little gem I found this morning.

To quote Dean Wormer of Faber Collage,

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Obviously this moron never took Dean Wormer’s advice, although I don’t think he’s old enough to drink legally. If that’s the case, he doesn’t even have the excuse of being bombed out of his gourd. Let me give you a hint doofus.

If the water looks glass smooth, and it’s very cold out, then the odds are rather high that the lake is FROZEN and you are about to land on solid ICE!

Unfortunately, his attempt to win the grand prize at the Darwin Awards failed. He lived and didn’t destroy his ability to reproduce….damn it!

God help the human race if this tub of lard manages to get some girl knocked up.

Back to the caves now.

~The Angry Systems Administrator~