How to torture people without waterboarding

You can blame this on the Sprint marketing department. As you know, many Progressives, actually all of them, object to moistening the face of murdering Islamic terrorists. Well, I’ve found a much better way to deal with recalcitrant Jihadists, moonbats and progressives.

I give you…Narwhals!

[youtuber youtube=’http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtS1wkb7M’]

Yep, 10 solid hours of dancing narwhals. Put someone in a room with a large monitor and a decent sound system and anyone will break.

Now try getting that out of your mind.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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