Wanted! Justin Bieber, Dead or Alive!

Good day all. A news story came out yesterday from Argentina. A judge down there has issued a warrant for the arrest of alleged entertainer and noted jerk, Justin Bieber.

For those of you who have the same amount of interest in Justin Bieber that I do, (Namely less then none), here are a few details about him. First he isn’t an American, this embarrassment to the Human Race is Canadian. I’m sure the Canadians would prefer that he become a citizen of any other country.

He is an alleged entertainer. I’ve accidentally heard a few of his songs as I was listing to the radio while driving. I was lucky I didn’t vomit or crash. He’s also known for being a complete dork, and for trying to sic his bodyguards on people he doesn’t like. Well, this time Beiber has really put his foot in it. Here are the details from Fox News:

An Argentine judge has issued an arrest warrant for Justin Bieber on Friday, saying the singer failed to respond to summons related to allegations he ordered bodyguards to attack a photographer in 2013.

I can see it now. Beiber’s lawyers get the summons and Beiber just blows it off. He definitely has the “Do you know who I am?” attitude of people who think the world owes them. Well, the Judge in Argentina took a rather dim view of “The Beeb’s” antics.

Judge Alberto Julio Banos ordered the “immediate detention” of Bieber and bodyguards Hugo Alcides Hesny and Terrence Reche Smalls.

Bieber is accused of sending the bodyguards to attack photographer Diego Pesoa outside a Buenos Aires nightclub. Bieber never returned to Argentina to respond to questions about the incident.

Bieber may be a jerk, but he isn’t a complete moron. He knows what will happen if he goes back to Argentina to answer their questions.

Under Argentine law, Bieber would face from one month to six years in prison if convicted on a charge of causing injuries.

I suspect that “The Beebs” will be invited to spend a full 6 years in one of Argentina’s finer places of incarceration. I wonder how you say “You sure have a purty mouth.” in Spanish?

It wasn’t immediately clear whether the warrant would extend beyond Argentina. Calls to the judge’s office Friday afternoon were not answered.

Oh please! Please make it an international warrant and demand Bieber’s extradition back to Argentina!

In comments to local station Telefe Noticias, Pesoa’s lawyer implied that the warrant would force Bieber to return to the South American country.

“Now we just need to wait for the police to find him and bring him” to Argentina, said lawyer Matias Morla. “For us, this is a triumph against all those who said this case was a bluff and that we didn’t have anything.”

I would laugh hysterically if Bieber were arrested and extradited back to Argentina. If they get their hands on him, you can rest assured that he isn’t going to get the kid gloves treatment so many other idiots in Hollywood get when they break the law. So, does Canada have an extradition treaty with Argentina?

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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