ISIS claims responsibility for botched Texas attack

Good day all. As you know, a couple of Jihadi wannabe’s decided to drive from Phoenix, Arizona to Garland, Texas to voice their displeasure with the “Draw Mohammad” art show being held there.

Their plans for protest included the usual Islamic protest tools of firearms and other tools of mayhem. Their protest was cut short by an off duty police officer who charged them when they started shooting, returning fire and sending both of these losers to their reward of 72 raisins. Almost immediately the other gang that can’t shoot straight, ISIS, claimed that they were responsible for the attack.

Many people are wondering why ISIS would claim they were responsible for the total and humiliating failure of these two idiots. Here’s what Fox News had to say:

The Islamic State terror group (ISIS) Tuesday issued a claim of responsibility for Sunday’s attack on a Texas cartoon contest featuring images of the Muslim prophet Muhammad.

It is the first time ISIS has taken credit for an attack on U.S. soil, though it was not immediately clear whether the group’s claim was an opportunistic co-opting of a so-called “lone wolf” attack as its own.

Oh I think it’s pretty clear. These two morons never made it to Jihad Central and did this on their own. Of course, the results would have been the same if they were “trained” by those skilled in goat molesting. ISIS is doubling down on their stupidity.

“We tell America that what is coming is more bitter and harder and you will see from the soldiers of the Caliphate what harms you.”

ISIS, like all the scum around the world think that America is weak. While we do have a very weak president, Americans, particularly of the genus “Texan” are not. What ISIS doesn’t understand is what Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto did understand. While it is said that this quote wasn’t his, it is something, with his knowledge of America and Americans he would have said:

“You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.”

There are something like 300 million firearms in private hands, and that number is probably low. It is estimated that some 100 million+ Americans own at least one firearm and knows how to use it. Then there is the follow up if you goat raping scum actually do start going Jihad here.

The gloves will come off.

We will throw everything we have at you and utterly, totally annihilate you and your political movement masquerading as a religion. When Al Qaeda attacked and destroyed the World Trade Center in 2001, there were many people calling for a nuclear first strike on the Islamic centers. Even though our military had their hands tied by that barely competent clot, GW Bush, we still were winning.

It took a fellow traveler by the name of Obama for you to gain any ground. Obama might support your aims, but he’s out of office in 2017. The next president might not be in the mood to try this “Nation Building” nonsense. Attack us again and cause mass casualties and we will go Roman on your asses. It’s been 70 years since the United States took the gloves off. You might want to ask the Imperial Japanese or the Nazi’s what that was like. Oh wait, you can’t. We destroyed them. Americans are slow to anger, but when we are aroused, we don’t play games.

Well, I’m mistaken. There is a game we will play with you. It’s called “Cowboys and Muslims.” Round one was played in Texas and now stands at 2-0 in the favor of the American Cowboys. We’re ready for round two if you want to play.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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