Leonardo DiCaprio Raped by Bear!

Good day all. I saw this headline yesterday on the Drudge Report. It said that Leonardo DiCaprio was raped by a bear during the making of a film he is starring in.

According to the story, DiCaprio, playing Hugh Glass in the movie “The Revenant,” was raped twice by the bear on the set.

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Since the story came out, the studio has denied that the event actually happened, and that the actual event was a fake mauling as part of the story. Here are a few details from the Daily Mail:

The studio behind the new Leonardo DiCaprio film The Revenant has denied claims he is ‘raped by a bear’ in one of the movie’s early scenes. It had been reported that DiCaprio’s character Hugh Glass is viciously attacked by the animal, who flips him over on to his back and proceeds to molest him. ‘He is raped – twice!’ claims Drudge Report. The site also adds that the ‘bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling.’

Hmm, that does sound like a sexual assault to me.

Fox, the studio behind the film, backed that up, saying in a statement; ‘As anyone who has seen the movie can attest, the bear in the film is a female who attacks Hugh Glass because she feels he might be threatening her cubs.

Say what? A female bear?

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Granted. I don’t like Leonardo DiCaprio. I was one of those who cheered when he went down with the Titanic. Still, a crime was committed, and until we have an investigation by an independent panel of experts, we should consider that it Leo DiCaprio was assaulted sexually by a bear, and is in deep denial over the experience. I would recommend that he seek counseling to aid him in putting this horrific event behind him. After all, you aren’t the first to be assaulted by a bear.

There was the tragic incidents with Ranger Smith and Yogi Bear. The trauma suffered by poor Ranger Smith was so severe, that he had to give up his career. After years of trying to help Ranger Smith recover, with no success, his family put a contract out on Yogi. They asked his close friend, BooBoo Bear to terminate Yogie with extreme prejudice. A camera was on site so that BooBoo could claim the kill. Here’s the result.

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BooBoo was never the same after fulfilling that contract. Now he’s a cold blooded bear killer. I suspect that if you offer him enough money, he will take out that bear that assaulted you and help you gain closure.

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