Safe Space Inc.

Good day all. If you have been paying any attention to what has been happening on Collage Campuses, you may have heard how the Precious Snowflakes are demanding areas where nothing will offend them.

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These are generally called Safe Places or Safe Zones. In these places, the Precious Snowflake won’t hear or see anything that might trigger a micro-aggression or possibly offend them. I’m not going into how stupid this is right now. That’s a given. One question that none of the Precious Snowflakes have thought about, is what happens when they finally graduate and move into the real world?

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There are no safe places for a Precious Snowflake and there is an excellent chance that when exposed to ideas and sights that might offend them, they will basically have a stroke and die. Well, a new company has been formed to help the Precious Snowflakes adapt to the world outside of the collage campus. Here is their advertisement.

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I wonder if this is a publicly traded company? Somehow I doubt it. The Precious Snowflakes will be coming out of collage with massive debt, degrees that are essentially worthless and no employer stupid enough to hire these worthless idiots. No one could actually afford their services. I guess I should start a company that will collect all the catatonic Precious Snowflakes and take them to a landfill.

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