Live! From DC, it’s Barack Obama!!

Fresh from his recent investigation of the BP oil spill, (Which is Bush’s fault BTW), Barack Obama, President of the United States, is going to hold his first live address to the nation from the Oval Office.

*YAWN*

I’m sure a number of people will be live blogging this waste of air time, but I won’t. In fact, I will simply put on my prognosticators hat and give you the synopsis of his speech. (No, I didn’t hack the Teleprompter In Chief’s hard drive)

It will boil down to this.

“I won”

“I am wonderful.”

“It’s Bush’s fault.”

“Emergency need to pass Cap and Trade legislation, otherwise the EPA will regulate.”

“I’m wonderful”

“The Republicans won’t meet me halfway”

“I won’t raise your taxes unless you are rich.”
(Note, rich is anyone with two pennies to rub together)

“I’m in charge”

“It’s BP’s Fault”

“I’m great!”

“Thank you and good night.”

So there you have it. Obama’s speech in a nutshell. Now you won’t have to sit through his drivel and can do something more important, like washing your hair, mowing the lawn, or watching Three Stooges reruns.

Isn’t this a useful blog? 🙂

That is all,

~The Angry Webmaster~