Good day all. Prior to the election of Donald Trump to the office of President of these United States, many celebrities and other people announced that if he won, they were leaving the country.
However, there has been some delays in the mass migration from our great nation by the Moonbats, Celebrities, Social Justice Warriors and other idiots. It could be a simple problem of finding a way to leave. After all, these people are not noted for their staggering intellects. Thankfully, the pilot of President-Elect Donald Trump has kindly offered his assistance. Here is a recording from the captain of “Trumpforce One”:
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The people working for Donald Trump are always so helpful, aren’t they? I think it’s due to the good training they receive in customer relations. This bodes very well for a successful Trump administration.
However, there have been a few incidents at the Canadian border. These incidents have not been covered by the Main Stream Media. I can only assume this is due to many of the “Journalists” being personally involved in fleeing the country. I have managed to obtain a highly classified security video of the recent border incursions by fleeing Moonbats into Canada:
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Due to incidents such as this, the Canadian government has been forced to close their border with the United States. Requests from the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Bieber Justin Trudeau, to Barack Obama for assistance in preventing the hordes of American Moonbats illegally entering Canada have gone unanswered.
Rumors indicate that the White House, due to the collapse of Obamacare and the election of Donald Trump, has been encouraging the “Undocumented Immigrants” to cross the border and sign up for Canadian healthcare and welfare benefits. As of this post, I have not been able to confirm these reports.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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The sad thing is that the moonbats probably would actually be happier in Canada. The sane people of Canada would not be, though. But maybe we could trade. They can have our morons and we’ll take their sane people. A version of “free trade” that might actually work. I’d say win win but their country would collapse pretty fast. But at least everyone would be a bit happier for awhile…