Good day all. Here’s a fun story. Once upon a time, Felonia’s Best Friend Forever, (Until it was discovered that the idiot had all the deleted emails from Felonia’s private mail server), Huma Abedin, was asked to plan a funeral for Felonia von Pantsuit and Bubba Horndog.
This happened back in 2010 when Felonia, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton, was extorting bribes seeking charitable donations, Secretary of State. Here are the details from the New York (Com)Post:
A long-time aide to Hillary Clinton sought to map out her funeral — and Bill Clinton’s — in 2010 because “planning is best done when they are still with us,” according to an email released on Wednesday by Judicial Watch.
Capricia Marshall, who was chief of protocol for the State Department when Hillary Clinton served as secretary of state, wrote to Huma Abedin, Doug Band and Cheryl Mills on Feb. 23, 2010, saying “everytime someone significant passes, I am flooded with requests” about the Clintons’ arrangements.
“Planning is necessary and best done when they are still with us,” she wrote to top Clinton aide Abedin.
“As well, Huma, I would make the same suggestion to you — for her it will be a little different … And once affirmed it will be very hard for someone to deny the type of ceremony she wanted — as well I understand that the President can request certain arrangements for her that she/her rep cannot (ie if you want the motorcade to go through DC — stop somewhere),” Marshall wrote in one email.
First, it is quite common to have prepared funeral arrangements for high ranking members of the political class. You never know when they might just suffer a sudden heart attack, or get shot in the back of the head in a failed mugging attempt. Also, in the Clinton’s case, if the “Worst” should happen, (or best, depending on your point of view), it would be far better to have everything written down ahead of time, and the preparations made by someone who actually gives a damn.
Now if I had been asked to make the preparations, well, it wouldn’t take very long and would be very simple. For instance, here is what I would recommend for the official hearse for the Clinton’s when the time comes.
The “Royal Funeral Transport” will deliver them to what I consider to be an appropriate setting for their final resting place.
If one or both of the Clinton’s should decide that they would rather be buried at sea, I have found the perfect vessel to take them beyond our shores.
Of course, these burial arrangements would be done rather hurriedly and wouldn’t involve any of the Clinton cronies friends. While I think they would be appropriate considering how they lived their lives, Huma might not agree. Oh well.
Thatisall
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