Hurricane Hillary?

Good day all. It seems that Felonia von Pantsuit now has a hurricane named after one of her aliases, Hillary. This storm is in the Pacific Ocean, (Aren’t Pacific hurricanes called Typhoons?), and much like Felonia, will be an ill wind that blows that blows no good.

Currently, the storm is off the West Coast of Mexico and heading out to sea, much like Felonia’s recent presidential bid. Here are some of the details from Fox News:

Hurricane Hilary is “likely to become a major hurricane” by Tuesday, the National Hurricane Center (NHC) said Monday. The storm strengthened from a tropical storm early Monday over the Pacific Ocean and been churning south of Mexico.

So, basically, it’s just huffing and puffing and is claiming that it’s so inevitable that it should be just named a major storm? That sounds familiar.

The storm however is on a path moving northwest — staying away from immediate landfall. Its center was around latitude 14 North, 103 West at 4 a.m. central on Monday, according to the NHC public advisory.

So “Hillary” is going to ignore her advisers again and not bother making landfall in critical areas? Why am I not surprised?

The storm has maximum sustained winds near 75 miles per hour, with higher gusts. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 10 miles from the center, while tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 60 miles. There are no coastal watches or warnings in effect as a result of the storm.

There’s no need. It’s just expected that Hillary will achieve “Great Things.” After all, this is the smartest hurricane in the world.

Actually, this storm will generate a lot of hot air, waste time and money and in the end, blow out completely, yet one more failed bid for greatness.

Thatisall

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One Response to Hurricane Hillary?

  1. VonZorch, Imperial Researcher says:

    A Typhoon is a hurricane like storm that develops in the northwestern Pacific Ocean. If such a storm occurs any where else in the Pacific it’s call a hurricane just like those in the Atlantic.

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