Thinking about speaking out against Obama?

Don’t or you will be labeled a a trouble-making subversive. All right thinking Americans know that Obama and the Democratic Party only care about you. You do not need to think about anything. Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will solve all your problems for you. All you need to do is worship them.

If you feel that you must speak out Citizen, then just wait. Someone will be along presently to escort you to the Nancy Pelosi Happy Valley Reeducation Center where highly trained community organizers will explain why you must say only good things about Obama and his plans for America.

To all our good and loyal citizens, you must be ever vigilant against those subversives who would deny our Dear Leaders their rightful tribute. If you should hear or see someone commuting a subversive act or speaking in unamerican terms, then please send the pertinent information, along with any recordings or URLs to:

flag@whitehouse.gov

You will be rewarded with a seat at the front of the waiting line the next time you seek medical care. (Provided that you are healthy or under the age of 50)

Signed,

The Czar of Public information.