Bill Gates buys shares in Transheuser-Busch, attracted by the BCOD

Good day all. Since the murder of Bud Light by the marketing department of Transheuser-Busch, the company value and stock price have plummeted. Experts in this sort of business now think that the loss is permanent and that all the customers they’ve lost won’t be coming back.

Apparently Bill Gates of Microsoft fame has decided that he wants to buy into the company. He’s just bought 1.7 million shares in the company. Here are the details from the Daily Fetched:

Billionaire Bill Gates has bought a whopping 1.7 million shares of Anheuser-Busch, the anti-American umbrella company of Bud Light. Gates bought the Anheuser-Busch shares through his Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation Trust. Gates’ shares have a market value of $95 million, according to TipRanks.

I have no idea why Gates dumped nearly $100 million dollars into Transheuser-Busch. I doubt he’s ever had any of that recycled Clydesdale urine. According to the story, Gates has been buying shares in other beer companies such as Heineken at the start of the Mulvaney debacle. It does look like he has been buying stock in some of these companies for a while though. Of course, there may be another reason that Bill Gates has bought into Transheuser-Busch.