Taylor Swift? Who cares?

Good day all. For the last 6 months or so, I have been inflicted with Taylor Swift. Prior to that, I can’t recall ever hearing of her. Now I can’t go anywhere online where someone is screeching about her one way or another. Let me just say, I don’t care about Taylor Swift.

The current news that we are being inflicted with is Taylor Swift dating, (And boinking no doubt), Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. For some reason people think this is important. Apparently, because of this, there are a bunch of people who think Swift is involved with some sort of conspiracy to reelect Joe Biden.

There is no question that Swift is popular, just not with me. I don’t care about her. How much do I not care about her?

1. Taylor Swift is seeing some football player. Good for them, I don’t care.
2. Taylor Swift has made a pile of money and is rich. Good for her, I don’t care.
3. Taylor Swift is going to the Superbowl. Good for her, I’m not planning to watch it and I don’t care.
4. Taylor Swift travels in a private jet. I’m not paying for it, so I don’t care.
5. Taylor Swift is a singer. Yes she is. I don’t think I’ve heard any of her songs through to the end and I don’t care to.
6. Taylor Swift is talented. Some people think she is. If so, good for her. I don’t care.
7. Taylor Swift has won awards for her music. That’s nice. I don’t care.
8. Taylor Swift was named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. So? Adolph Hitler, Josef Stalin and Bill Gates were also named Person/Man of the year. I don’t care. (And Time is still in business?)
9. People hate Taylor Swift. Well that’s their problem. I don’t care enough to hate her.
10. Taylor Swift has a massive fan base who will do anything for her. Well, Sheep gotta go BAA! BAA! Me? I don’t care.
11. People are using Artificial Intelligence to generate pornographic images of Taylor Swift! That’s a shame. I’m sure she has people dealing with that. Me? I don’t care and can’t be bothered to search for them.
12. Taylor Swift won a record number of Grammy awards. Ok, she can sing. I don’t care.
13. You must hate Taylor Swift to write this blog post! Nope. I’m bored and I’m tired of seeing Taylor Swift’s life being thrown in my face. I’m ranting about that. As for Taylor Swift? If she were drowning, I would probably throw her a rope since that is what good people do. Otherwise, I flat out just don’t care about her.
14. If you are reading this, and you are a “Swiftie” and are slipping into a blind rage over what I have written, it sucks to be you. Guess what else? I don’t care. Feel free to express yourself in the comments. Unless post things that are legally questionable, I generally don’t delete them.

There are other public figures I do care about, or hate with a passion. Taylor Swift is on my list of people who if I saw her in a store, I would probably just ignore her and continue on. She just doesn’t impress me. I’ve heard she votes Democrat. Fine. That just tells me she’s also a moron, but I still don’t care.

Now I’m going to listen to some real music, not whatever monotone gunk that she thinks is music. Frankly, very little made in the 21^st century is any good. Some is of course, but a lot isn’t. As for Taylor Swift and her music? I just don’t care.

Here’s some singers and groups I do care about.

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