I’m a little late on this, but I don’t think Kim Jong Dead is going to complain to much. Yes, The original Dear Leader, (as opposed to that jug eared idiot in the Oval office), is finally pushing up the daisies.
At least now, the North Korean people might have something to eat. According to news reports, Kim Jong Dead suffered a heart attack, (How is this possible? He had a heart? Who Knew?) and kicked the bucket. I”m not going to eulogize him. He should have been euthanized some time ago, like right after birth.
It has now been announced that the new leader of North Korea has been named, and surprise surprise, it’s Kim Jong-il’s misbegotten spawn, Kim Jong-eun, (aka Kim Jong UnReady). I don’t know much about this twerp, but he is only in his twenties and unlike his slaves subjects people, looks like he could afford to lose a few pounds.
No doubt he’s just as ruthless as dear dead dad, but how long he will remain among the living is anyone’s guess. He to might suffer a heart attack, probably of the copper jacketed lead type. That will put paid to “The Great Successor.”
In any case, here is the obligatory Kim Jong Dead theme song:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40[/youtube]
In all seriousness, no one has a clue what Kim Jong-UnReady might do with regards to South Korea and the nukes our last two presidents allowed North Korea to produce. A popular revolt along the lines of the “Arab Spring” is not going to happen. North Koreans literally don’t know there is a world outside of North Korea in most cases, and those that do think it is an even worse place than where they are.
Hopefully this jerk isn’t as bugfuck nuts as his old man.
An aside.
I told Mrs. Webmaster that Kim Jong-il was dead. Her response?
“Good!”
Mrs. Webmaster is Chinese and her home is not all that far from the Korean peninsula.
That is all.
~The Angry Webmaster~
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