I honestly liked you and thought you were a good guy until you pulled the shit you pulled with my friend and neighbor. The guy won't pay your shitty little rent increase? No problem -- take him to court and get an eviction notice, right? WRONG! The best you could do was give him a shitty piece of paper not from a court, not signed by a judge, just sort of printed up on a home computer, with the closest thing to a notarization being a big red SCARY LOOKING "COPY" stamped on it. Then when he rightfully ignored your half assed attempt at "eviction" you turned off his electric. But even when you "won" and he was in the middle of moving out. That wasn't enough. You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? No -- you had to go over there, tear down the door, throw his shit all over the yard, vandalize the place, and invite the sheriff's dept to take pictures, blaming it on him! You took and used the police, taking them away from real emergencies - rape victims, heart attack patients, car wrecks, dying people, and used them as a pawn in your sick, twisted, selfish, stupid, petty, immature, bullshit little game of "how far can I push the tenant." I wouldn't have blamed him if he had crushed your bones into powder and blew the pieces of the rest of you away with a shotgun, like he probably felt like doing, you twisted little worm.
Well, I'm not going to wait around to be the next target of these sick games. The minute I get back from my trip to AZ I will be hunting for a new place to live, and then you can sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labors: no tenants, no rental income, and a HUGE mortgage hanging over your head like a hungry Texas twister. The sight of you makes me sick and the knowledge that you like gay porn makes me even sicker. I feel sorry for your girlfriend and your kid. I honestly hope he doesn't grow up to be the stupid prick that you are. PS. I hope you enjoy a visit from the fire marshal and the housing inspector and the Department of Housing and Urban development since you still won't fix anything around here, you stupid bastard.
What the fuck, fine you gave us a good deal at $750 a month for a 2 bedroom townhouse, but I didn't think it would come with this many problems. First of all, I have asked you so many times to fix the tap in the bathroom, for 6 months my hot water bill has been going up. Also, where does it say that the land lord shall rip off the tenant, You know all my cheques have cleared, yet you still gave me an eviction notice saying I owed you $1750. I checked with the bank, I have asked you to give me FUCKING reciepts. On top of it, after I paid you, to shut you up, you say I was $70 dollars short. Fuck you, your a crooked little shit. I hope you get what you deserve.
The fence he is responsible for blew down last year, I didnt know it was his responsibilty at the time and replace the panel myself at my expense, then our rear fence blew down some time after and we decided to make the fence the same the whole way round so at great expense of money and time we had concrete posts put in and new panels, I stopped when the weather turned and I started doing six day week at work, the tenant offered to help me cut the odd sized/shaped panels as he was a carpenter so it got left with easy passage between us and next door which neither of us minded as we got on quite well but recently they had to move away so I said "we better sort this fence" he says "okay if I get time" fair enough but after a while and getting close to move out I did one big panel myself and left the other for next door to help me with, but with only two days to go I've realised this isnt gonna happen, then this evening he comes round knocks on my door and demands I sort the fence out before saturday claiming it's his fence I took it down and have taken my sweet time putting it back, needless to say I'm cheesed off that he says it's his but doesn't mind me paying for it and did not object to me making it more stable then going on to moan at me for it taking a year!!! Hello I work six days a week to pay a mortgage I can just about afford and I've paid over £600 for concrete posts, boards and panels when HE owns two house's and rips off the tenants. IT MAKES ME F!"£ING ANGRY.. I feel like doing a S!"T job just to P!"£ him off or even put his new tenants off moving in. WOW I do feel better for venting that but I my mind is now racing over ways to wind him up
He needs to stop putting passive aggressive notes on my door. I have your money in my pocket, ready to give to you and I come home to find ANOTHER shitty note. It's only the third, and I just moved my stuff in yesterday you insensitive, anal retentive prick.
My husband is on a fixed income (having a disability and being dependent on Social Security will do that to you) Our rent is $650 due BY THE FIFTH. He gets his check AFTER the fifth so the rent's paid AFTER the fifth... when lo and behold, suddenly this prick is charging us two months worth of late fees.
He doesn't fix anything around here... just shows up. Or sends his lovely wife. "Where's my money". That shit isn't going to fly anymore. I send the rent in the form of a money order and she still shows up asking for it. WTF.
He can have his late fees when he starts fixing shit around here (I told him this on his passive aggressive bs note he sent telling us to pay up or face eviction) He wants to play hard ball then BRING IT. I'm not afraid of you or anyone and I WILL make you look like the schlong that you are in court!!!!
I hope you will add a new category on here, devoted to the landlords (slumlords) of the world, because I bed many others are in need of a place to vent about these people!
My husband and I rent the lower unit of a house, and have been here a year now. Our absentee landlord lives at least an hour away, and is a younger woman who doesn't personally fix anything (because she doesn't know how), so she has a contractor she uses to fix things at the house. Getting anything done is like pulling f*cking teeth!! We are good, quiet, tenants, who never, EVER, complain about anything that isn't necessary. Almost as soon as we moved here, we noticed that the back of the house, with the deck attached, was unfinished wood, with no proper eaves or siding on the back, which is an addition to the main house. Every time it rained, water was leaking through to the trim around the door, turning the trim black and spongy to the touch. It was only going to get worse if left as is, and the bare, untreated wood was serving as great housing for several hornets nests. Reluctantly she sent someone to put up vinyl siding and eaves, choosing obviously the cheapest estimate and getting what she paid for...it wasn't done properly, just slapped up, with HOLES at the top where the eavestroph met the roof. Anyway, it did seem to stop the leaking, and really saved her money since this is her income property and you'd think she would want to keep it from falling apart.
The next thing to go was the cement stairs at the front door, which were at least 70 years old to begin with. An entire stair crumbled away and fell in, very dangerous even in daylight, let alone night time. It took several calls, messages, and emails to get it fixed, in the meantime we (or anyone, including a mail carrier), could have fallen through, broken a bone, and sued her into bankruptcy. Finally, the contractor came and fixed it, and we were happy.
Then the toilet started to plug up, every time we flushed it, regardless if it was a single sheet of toilet paper or even just water. Repetated emails to the landlord gained a reply asking us what kind of toilet paper we were flushing!! For f*ck sake! Eventually, the contractor came, and fixed the problem, (which had, of course, nothing to do with our brand of t.p.!!) Several weeks after, the toilet began leaking, leaving a constant puddle behind the toilet that was staining the new trim brown. Having no knowledge or plumbing ourselves (and indeed, it is not OUR job to fix it, she is the landlord and responsible for maintenance), the guy came and fixed the problem.
Today she asked if we were going to be renewing another year long lease, to which we replied that we want to, but there are a few other things needing fixing. The stairs on our back deck were installed UPSIDE DOWN, making them steep, narrow, and dangerous. Adding to this, the light fixture outside the back door doesn't work, after the cheapass siding people came they left bare wires hanging out and exposed to water. So, going outside without a flashlight at night is not an option, since the non working light can't help you negotiate the f*cked up, mis-constructed stairs. Half the latice fencing surrounding the deck blew apart in a rainstorm, since it was built so flimsy. These are basic safety problems that are the landlord's responsibility. If I was a landlord I would want things like this fixed ASAP, if for no other reason than not wanting my ass to get sued when the tenant or someone else injured themselves on my property due to a hazard. This is a totally foriegn experince to us, other landlords have been so great with us, any little thing was repaired immediately and with no griping. Although, this is the only place we've lived that has so many things needing repair. Other things we have just done ourselves, like finishing baseboard trim that she just placed against the walls instead of hammering in. These didn't pose safety concerns, so we didn't gripe about it, just did it ourselves. Fine.
The final straw came today, when the plumber came to fix the leaking toilet. He informed us that the landlord had bitched him out for not providing receipts for his work, then told him he was tired of us "bitching" about problems and she didn't want to hear it anymore! She just doesn't want to pay him to do the work, because she is too inept to do any of the repairs herself, and doesn't even live in our city. We've lived here a year and the only time I ever met her was the day we signed the lease. I don't know why anyone becomes a landlord if they don't understand what's involved in taking care of their rental property. I have known people who DO complain about every little thing, every noise, every bit of damage, and I know they are taking advantage and just being ridiculous. But everything we have brought to her attention NEEDED to be repaired to make HER house safe and up to code. The worst thing is, it is to HER benefit to fix these things, doesn't she see that?? Come on, we are paying your mortgage, it's your f*cking JOB as a landlord to get this shit taken care of. If we were able to get a mortgage today, we'd be out of here. Just trying to clean up some old debt and get together a down payment, and then somebody else will get the pleasure of being ignored when they ask for necessary maintainence. i hope she gets some crackheads in here next, who run the place down and trash everything.
Sometimes I think I should have just let myself fall through the stoop and break my leg so I could sue the cheap shit!
*Note from Anger Central
We've had a page on landlords for some time actually.
I email and call. We agree to meet. All is going well and then the "Health Issue" pops up and I make it clear, I cannot play "Hide the weenie" in bed because I have had a heart attack.
I no longer have a desire for sex and so that's when I see that eager slutty look in your eye fade out and know once again, I had a prospective landlord who wanted me to fill up a bed.
I can empathize you're a lonely person, but this is NOT the way I'd fill my bed so why do you do this?
You stupid fucking lonely cow, try meeting people in a church, singles club or the DAMN BAR!!!
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