Palm Pilot Shit software

So how the fuck did anyone at palmOne get a job writing software? The maangement must on really bad drugs or just fucking stupid (nothing personal). I've just spent the last 6 hours of my life trying to re-install palm pilot software and get it synchronising with my home and work PCs. If this 'bit o' technology' doesn't mean anything to you, thank your lucky stars. If it does, join in.

How can anyone write such crappy stupid useless shit software and manuals. The most infuriating bit is the goddammed help site. Their advice is along the lines of 'oh yes, of course if you want to stand up and walk around you can, just don't use your right leg, cause that's not available right now. Either use your left leg twice or contact our help staff for further assistance.' What the fuck is that about?

So, who the hell am I? I spent 20 years of my waster life writing and managing software teams for the biggest houses on the planet. So I know what the fuck I'm talking about when I say these 'people' are idiots. They've stolen 6 hours of my life working out how to make their shit software function, and I'm bitter.

I'm also wasted. I've been drinking since 10pm (now 1:30am), my wife has gone to bed in a huff, and I missed my son's bedtime routine. All because of this crap product. I'd smash it to hell in a second if I could, but sadly I've hooked myself on the need. So who's the real loser eh. Damn them. Damn them all to hell. Bastards.

*Note from Anger Central
We've been using assorted PalmOS devices for years. Never had any real problems. Perhaps you need a hardware type, not a programmer. After all, it's the hardware people that have to make the software actually work on the systems. ;)

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