Bikers

I am sick of looking at all the fat slob bikers around my neighborhood. These guys are the biggest stereotypes there are. Do you think people are looking at you because they respect or fear you? They are looking at you because they are laughing at you! They are laughing at you because they see a fat loser in his middle ages who has never matured from a teenager. People are looking at you because of your stupid loud exhaust on your bike. Everyone sees through your passive aggressive behavior. The typical biker is some uneducated loser who has some manual labor job. He gets treated like a child all week so has to unwind by hitting the road on his hog and show off how he rejects and is too good to conform to mainstream society. You are the biggest conformists there are, trying to fit into some dumb image started by a Marlon Brando movie.

I am sick of the tough guy image. The typical fat slob biker looks like he couldn’t run 100 yards without falling over. If anyone is afraid of you is because you have less to lose than responsible adults and you are more likely to instigate problems. Dumb people are more dangerous than smart people as dumb people are less predictable, don’t think logically and are more likely to do something stupid. You tough guys are trying to make up for getting beat up in grade school or molested. You are homophobic because you are compensating for some insecurities. How many chicks can some fat ass stinky slob get?

Stick your American pride up your asses! Your typical biker hasn’t traveled out of his own state and gets his news of the world from Easy Rider magazine. What do you know about being American or other societies? I guess being an American is the only winning group you belong to.

Bicycle Riders 2

I am angry because bicycle riders complain all the time, cars are running us over. Yet they have their little bike lanes and still ride 2 or 3 abreast. Remember the single file rule? Share the road they say. I am. Just stay in a single file. What do you expect riding around in a city jammed packed with public transportation, delivery trucks, cars?? Stay single file and you won't get hurt!!

Cyclists in the Street 3

Bicycle riders who ride in the street piss me off when:

They ride in the CENTER of the lane, so cars can't pass.
They ride in the street (going slow, see #1), when there is a high quality, well maintained bike path right next to the road.
They want all the cars to look out for them and be courteous to them but THEY DON'T FOLLOW THE TRAFFIC RULES (Especially red lights).
If I hit them (even though they have no lights at night, are in the middle of the road and have run a red light) it is still my fault in this screwed up state of mine. Hello?
They are so SPECIAL. They think the rules, even of gravity and mass, don't apply to THEM. Well, my 1500 lb car will crush your 15 lb bike, no matter what the law says, so If I were you I would give the cars some space.