Half you mean ass fucks think you're better than me and I'm sick of you shit bombs looking at me like "what the hell are you doing here" or "why in the world would you wear that". Fuck you and your fancy handbags, phones, water bottles and myspaces. Just stay the fuck away from me because I am done with your poop encrusted asses. I know who my real friends are at this prostitute wasteland called a workplace and the last time I do anything to help you has long gone.
Before this year I never realized that it's true that some women live life like it's 1950 and they've got to compete with other women all-out. I'm such a sucker, trying to be nice despite all my instincts yelling "she's a faker, watch out!" We roomed together on a business trip. I gave her a million tips. "How do you do this, how do you do that?" Like an idiot I gave her all my hard-won insider knowledge.
Already it was clear that our "boss" was favoring her, even though he and I had worked together for years. Every time the two of them were together it was disgusting to watch her ass-kissing. "Oh, look at how masculine you are, you are so brilliant, ooh, can I have a sip of your coffee, oooh, sorry I got my lipstick on your cup, oh your son is so special, he and I were talking the other day, and I just love your entire family, I've already bought your Xmas present, I love how we're always laughing when we're together, blah blah blah." OK, so maybe I tend to keep a little more distance, but isn't it suspicious when just a few months into working with someone they're practically living in your house and attending family gatherings? WTF?
Not to mention, this bitch would show up at meetings that she was not invited to just to observe me with a sour look on her face. It got fucking creepy. She copied everything I did, word for word, images, etc. But hey, I got more ideas where those came from. Clearly, she doesn't.
End of story: She got upset about something very minor I did -- because it wasn't what she wanted to do on a joint venture. I wasn't about to wait for her approval so I made one decision that did not affect her in the least. She called me incessantly over the weekend -- fucking smart bitch, knew not to email cause there'd be a trail of slime. I didn't answer the phone. But she got me in the end. She "confronted" me, and like an idiot I got sucked into defending myself. We even hugged. Shudder. Then she took whatever it was I said, twisted it and told our "boss." He emailed me the next day. Our business relationship was severed, no explanation. Unfortunately we are still legally in partnership so I'm just fucked, while I can't tell anyone what a backstabber she was. I truly have never behaved in this way. At least she's older and uglier than me, huh? (She used to compliment me on my looks all the time, then shoot me daggers when she thought I couldn't see. Meanwhile she constantly talked about her own appearance, her body fat, her gray hairs, wrinkles, etc. Here's a beauty tip she'll never read: Constantly pointing out your physical faults is a stupid move that makes you seem even uglier and more shallow. Keep up the good work, bitch!) Is that why she felt the need to do this?But one thing I'm glad about, "boss" was having too good a time being in the middle of two women scrapping over him. What bullshit. I'm not your wife or concubine, you egotistical sexist asshole. I know my competence was too threatening to your self-concept as a regal father figure. Enjoy your ugly ass-kisser. She can have you.
I have a 19yo coworker who recently found she is knocked up! Well, birth control sweetheart! For months now I have had to talk to her about her inability to perform her job properly (she is a base level employee and I am a supervisor). I call her a subordinate and I've always hated that word.. it sounds uppity, but in her case it is appropriate. She is overly loud, acts like a 14 year old and then gets angry when asked to please keep in mind that she works in a public place and that her behavior may be inappropriate. She has been written up for making racist remarks in front of customers and for failing her job required training. For some reason she is still allowed to work in a highly public area with multiple high ranking individuals coming and going. The number of mistakes is numerous. When a mistake is made I no longer fix it for her; I expect her to fix it herself and she gets snippy. Tonight was the final straw. A message had been sent out to all the employees giving direction on a situation. A note had been placed in the employee pass-on log book about the situation. A message had been put on the customer's file about the situation. She turned around and did the exact opposite of what all 3 of these notes said! When she told me my initial thought was What's new? I joked that I was going to have to punish her and she snapped at me. After a few feeble attempts at trying to fix her mistake (she doesn't have the computer authorization to fix it) and trying to discern what she'd done and having her snap at me a couple more times I told her to log off and go home. She snapped at me again. That was it. She called the supervisor at home and complained. As I spoke to him explaining what she had done she stormed out the room (to the customer wait area) threw something and tore out the door. When she returned she got on the phone and told our supervisor I had yelled at her. I calmly said I never yelled at you to which she yelled---I mean YELLED at me--SHUT UP AND LEAVE! Well, fortunately after she'd yelled this 4 times the supervisor reminder her that I am the ranking person and that we will be having a sit down discussion tomorrow about this. At this point I dont care. She asked for a transfer to another department (if only!). She was also cussing and yelling.. I asked her to lower her voice because a door to the customer wait area was open and she yelled at me again to Shut up and Leave. The temper tantrums have GOT to stop! I know I need to try not to treat her like a 14 yo but it is VERY difficult when my own 14 yo is MUCH more mature than she is. Right now I don't know if I'm even going to go in tomorrow to deal with her. I look at her at 19 and know that due to her her over sheltered upbringing she was not allowed to mature as she should have. She is the baby of her family. But I think management would be wise to move her to a less focal area of the facility until she can grow up and show some maturity before she is put in direct contact with so many high ranking customers.
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Considering that the Webmaster was out of work for 11 months, we really don't
want to say this, but...
Start documenting everything. This woman needs to be fired ASAP. Of course, now
that she is pregnant, she has managed to get herself into one of the "Protected
worker classes." Still our guess is she will be gone as soon as she has the
baby.
So I have this coworker who is very obese. She is also very hateful towards me. She makes comments insinuating that I only got my job because of my looks. Never mind that I exceed the educational requirements and have tons of related experience. I have noticed that in group setting people tend to look me in the eyes while avoiding direct eye contact with her. She is not only fat but extremely unpleasant looking. I cannot control the behavior of strangers. Personally, I have always treated her with respect, but all I get in return is belittlement and hostility. I am so frustrated with how this Godzilla is taking her inferiority complex and trying to project it on me!
Nosey Coworker. I work with a woman aged 43 who cries at the drop of a hat yet boasts how she used to work with gang members in a rough neighbourhood. She has started leaning over my shoulder to watch me work. I'll feel odd, turn around and there she is watching me saying I'm just wondering how you do it. I've turned my computer monitor around so she can't see it and she now steps in front of me leans over and gets her head in front of me to look at my screen uninvited. She laughs obnoxiously at her own comments, she keeps rearranging the office furniture for no reason, moving where supplies are kept. She often decides that she will thank me for all of the good work I've been doing for the team... I've worked there much longer than her, she is patronizing. If I walk in the door she looks concerned and says "is every thing ok?".
She really annoyed me when she met my relative who came to give me family photos and she talked with him and has now decided she is going to take him out to dinner with her family once a week and find him a girl friend and when I asked for the family photos he said he left with her, she said oh, he said I could keep them. "He has a beautiful family" and she showed them to me but kept them. I am going to burst. She is incredibly rude and weird. I've tried to not interact with her, but she is now physically getting between me and my work. She drives the other people in the office crazy too and this is the 3rd position the company has moved her to. HELP!!! She never gets any work done either, yet she talks as if she runs the place and uses buzz words to try and impress and is always whipping out useless Excell spread sheets. She is never able to complete a project. She also constantly talks about how men want to discuss their sex lives with her and how they flirted with her, she is married with 2 children. Then she does a disgusting grinding sex dance and laughs. I'll shut up now. Thanks for reading.
She is very rude, up the bosses ass, she gossips, incessantly, and talks about EVERYONE--especially the BOSS-- behind their backs and does NOT get in any trouble. She is an ass licker. She will sell her mother if she knew it was to get herself ahead. She is a narcissist! She has complained to the boss about me complaining about a coworker who steals from everyone--and I get reprimanded! She has gone behind my back--thinking I do not know--"I want her (me) out" she said. and she said this on more than one occasion. (I overheard this without her knowing) She is sarcastic, snide, rude, makes punitive comments to most people--only to be ignored because people won't call her on her bullshit! She KNOWS she's being mean and knows exactly what shes doing! She goads people only to get them upset, and most ignore her. But this only perpetuates her! She has her minions who squeal like piglets to the boss, just so they don't feel her wrath. She thinks I don't know what she does, and what kind of person she really is. Oh, but I do! I have confronted her in the past only to be reprimanded by the bosses for MY "attitude" because she went to the bosses.. "because she (me) made me feel bad".... boo fucking hoo! She is a spineless, sad, freaky little frigid woman who hates men & (God help her husband!!) cannot express her feelings in a HEALTHY manner, because she feels her dad "left" her mother with eight children when he died. No one "leaves" voluntarily when they die, they DIED...you nimrod! She is SO angry and targets me because she cannot express her anger. She gains control by being this way at work ( at me )because she cannot express her anger and lack of control in her life! Because when she was growing up they could not and do not yell, or raise their voices, or be angry, ever! What kind of Leave it to Beaver dysfunctional crap family is that?? PUHLEASE!! I'm here at this site, because I NEED my job, and I have no recourse at work to say or do anything anymore! So this is where I can say EXACTLY what I feel and have some catharsis!
.....So, listen up you fucking cum sucking squid princess wanna be----you may be able to get away with harassing me at work but I'll tell you what, you EVER come near me outside from work, and I will pop your eyes like bingo balls!
She is very rude, up the bosses ass, she gossips, incessantly, and talks about EVERYONE--especially the BOSS-- behind their backs and does NOT get in any trouble. She is an ass licker. She will sell her mother if she knew it was to get herself ahead. She is a narcissist! She has complained to the boss about me complaining about a coworker who steals from everyone--and I get reprimanded! She has gone behind my back--thinking I do not know--"I want her (me) out" she said. and she said this on more than one occasion. (I overheard this without her knowing) She is sarcastic, snide, rude, makes punitive comments to most people--only to be ignored because people won't call her on her bullshit! She KNOWS she's being mean and knows exactly what she's doing! She goads people only to get them upset, and most ignore her. But this only perpetuates her! She has her minions who squeal like piglets to the boss, just so they don't feel her wrath. She thinks I don't know what she does, and what kind of person she really is. Oh, but I do! I have confronted her in the past only to be reprimanded by the bosses for MY "attitude" because she went to the bosses.. "because she (me) made me feel bad".... boo fucking hoo!
She is a spineless, sad, freaky little frigid woman who hates men & (God help her husband!!) cannot express her feelings in a HEALTHY manner, because she feels her dad "left" her mother with eight children when he died. No one "leaves" voluntarily when they die, they DIED...you nimrod! She is SO angry and targets me because she cannot express her anger. She gains control by being this way at work ( at me )because she cannot express her anger and lack of control in her life! Because when she was growing up they could not and do not yell, or raise their voices, or be angry, ever! What kind of Leave it to Beaver dysfunctional crap family is that?? PUHLEASE!! I'm here at this site, because I NEED my job, and I have no recourse at work to say or do anything anymore! So this is where I can say EXACTLY what I feel and have some catharsis!
.....So, listen up you fucking cum sucking squid princess wanna be----you may be able to get away with harassing me at work but I'll tell you what, you EVER come near me outside from work, and I will pop your eyes like bingo balls!
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If this "Judy" is so angry, send her over here. We like angry. ;)
I am mad because Alpa lied on her resume to get he job she has. Someone more deserving should have her position. I am also mad because she spaces out her work so much over the course of a project that it makes everyone else work overtime to make up for her lack of productivity. She just wants the extra dollars in her wallet at the end of the week. SHOVE IT!
I work at the Police Department. There are these two girls that work in Records that I cant STAND!!!! One has been there for almost a year, the other started at the same time I did.. They hit it off fairly quickly and now are the best of friends. One I will call OL and the other DQ. OL trained DQ while I was trained by someone else. OL has more knowledge than the person that trained me. SO, DQ started off doing things right while I had to sift through confusion doing the same job. Now, whenever something is not done right, who gets the blame? ME! While both of these drama queens surf the web looking at clothes, shoes, etc. they are praised while I am left answering the phones, waiting on the window. When they need my help from now on, go suck an egg. Having a bad day, because your boyfriend the cop is cheating on you with another woman? Dont take it out on me! Leave your shit at home! Dont go stomping around and making everyone else miserable! And you OL, Ive noticed you are not as quick to run to the supervisors office when YOU make a mistake as you are when I make one...... You two are making the office into a war zone. The officers are beginning to hate you and for good reason. That feeling in the air? Thats people starting to treat YOU bitches the way you have been treating ME! What goes around comes around....
I work with MP & RE - 2 of the nastiest rumor spreading putzes I have ever met in my life. The boss KNOWS these women gossip and tell BS about others in the office yet does nothing because she's a huge gossip herself.
MP is an extremely overweight woman who is with a husband that is both physically and verbally abusive - at one time I used to be very worried about her hoping she would leave him and take her 2 kids and be safe. She has taken him back for the 8th time and maybe this time he'll put her in the hospital for good.
E is a barfly who has 4 kids by 3 different men and is not married. She blows all her money and openly tells the entire office that she cannot pay her bills, therefore calling on churches and community action offices to pay her rent, utilities, food, car payment....??
These are the 2 biggest gossips you'd ever come across in your lives. I have to laugh out loud when I go over both of their lifestyles for it screams loudly WHY they both act the way they do. I used to befriend them, feeling sorry for their plights....not anymore. They are vicious, vindictive, conniving, uncaring, cold, cruel, and total worthless as workers. Both have so many missed days that it's unreal. Both spend half the day on the internet, surfing and typing emails nonstop.
My goal is to get out of this office...it's ridiculous to have to keep working around assholes such as this. It will NEVER change and I see that now since I have accepted the boss doesn't give a shit. She avoids confrontation and she knows these 2 shit for brains would put her in her place.
MP and RE - you 2 take the cake. You both need to go work in a manure facture for you both shovel it quite well. Get a life - both of you idiots!
Thanks for the rant ! It was great!
I work for a company that has 9 offices throughout the Southeast US and I have been with the firm for 17 years. After nearly 9 years with the firm, my responsibilities had increased to the point where I was unable to handle all of the workload myself unless I worked 12 hour days; which I did for a year. Eight years ago I hired an assistant who, at some point, decided what she would and would not do in the office which put most of her responsibilities back on me.
My assistant was to sit in the Lobby, answer the phones, handle the files, handle the mail, greet visitors, handle pick-ups and deliveries, order supplies, assist with accounting and to maintain a database intended for logging documentation in/out of the office. Two significant changes occurred in those 8 years;
(1) one person in the company became the supervisor for all Administrative personnel so I was no longer her supervisor and
(2) we hired a part-time temp to handle the front desk duties during a 2 year period when the workload required a third Admin person.
Two years ago we were forced to let our part-time temp go due to the slowing economy and less business. Naturally, one would assume that the employee initially hired to handle the front desk duties would take back the duties she was hired to perform but that didn't happen.
During the course of time we had a temp, my assistant had become quite involved in Marketing. When the temp left the only thing my assistant would do is answer the phones and periodically order supplies. Since my desk was closest to the lobby, I was constantly interrupted to sign for packages and greet visitors. Now I was working 10+ hours a day just to keep up with the workload. And when I referred to her as "my assistant" she would correct me by telling me "I'm not your assistant" anymore.
What upsets me the most is that I changed my work hours 4 years ago to accommodate her because she couldn't get in the office by 8am to answer the phones. I was to work 7:30am to 4:30pm; she was to work 8:30am to 5:30pm. I usually came in at 7am, worked through lunch and left by 5pm. More than 60% of the time, she came in late, often 20 minutes or more late, and periodically took 2 hour lunches. I sat at the front desk at least one full day a week to answer the phones to give her uninterrupted time to concentrate on her work but she refused to do the same for me; even when our supervisor told her to do so. I hired her to handle all of our project files (8 4-drawer cabinets) and now I was handling all of the project files plus 8 more cabinets of contract and accounting files in my office. Then I found out she was leaving at 5pm claiming she worked through lunch to justify leaving a 1/2 hour early. She even went so far as to tell me that she didn't want to sit at the front desk or answer the phones anymore. She was rude to callers and often an emotional mess because she brought her personal problems to work. I tried to make our supervisor aware of her behavior but because she was always out of the office and didn't see what was going on...nothing got done about the problem. Until the Partner in our office started noticing himself.
My assistant was specifically directed by the Partner to work with me to get the filing done. Shortly thereafter she told me, to my face, that she's decided "if she gets to the filing she does; if she doesn't she doesn't". I must have looked like a deer in headlights because I was so dumbfounded that she would be so defiant and actually say that to me. After I had done 70% of the filing, the Partner directed me NOT to do any more until my assistant could demonstrate her ability to help with the remaining filing. After 2-1/2 months and the filing growing in in-boxes, my assistant was let go by the Partner for not performing her duties.
I feel bad for the woman loosing her job because she's a single mother. But her biggest mistake was refusing to be a "team player". The economy is bad and there are so many people out of work that no one should limit what they can do to contribute to the success of a business. Defying your boss and taking advantage of your coworkers is the quickest way out the door.
My colleague is a real asshole. He obviously doesn't have enough work to do and goes around during the day picking on the women in the office criticizing their dress sense or their size or the amount of makeup they have worn to work. Stupid fuck. The next time he insults another colleague I'm going to ask him if insulting the women in office helps him to cope with the insecurity of having a small dick.
This hag never want's to work. Don't expect a holliday off when it's already been scheduled for you because this lazy bit** will find a way screw you out of it. She expects you to understand her problems but doesn't give a shit about yours. Every single year she's managed to take all the major hollidays off and the rest of us are expected to work around it. It's not just the hollidays though, this is every other week! There's always some type of emergency that keeps her from work, God forbid 8 hours go by without her being able to stick her titties in her ADULT kids' mouths. There's a reason they cut the umbilical cord at birth. If it's not her kids than it's some weird ass medical issue she's dealing with but can't produce a dr.'s excuse to verify it. That's because she wasn't sick, she slips up later and tells everyone about some stupid trip she took on those days. Trips are to be done on your days off and on your vacation! If you don't want to work then quit and stop wasting our time. I'm sure your crazy ass could get some sort of check from the government.
I work at an office for a fairly large electronics company. My job is in the accounting field. Now, I had always thought that my coworkers liked me. None of us are exactly friends, but we used to get along well until a certain incident. One night, I forgot a file that I needed, so I went back to get it. I had the privilege of leaving early that night. I enter the office, and what do I see? My coworkers (all 20 of them) are having an orgy right in front of my very eyes! They decided not to invite me because they thought I was too uptight to enjoy it. So, I have a wife and three kids, so what? I was extremely embarrassed and it was beyond awkward the next day. Needless to say, I have a resignation letter written and ready to go.
I work with the fattest, laziest, most irresponsible race-card playing hambeast with whom I have ever had the misfortune to be employed. Every morning this ghetto swine comes waddling in (late) with her cell phone glued to her ear, and every morning, I have to listen to the same fucking conversation for no less than half an hour; "Who do she beez thinkin she is?" "What do he be doin' wit dat ho?" "How dat baby yours?" "NO SHE DIN'T!!" During this never ending conversation, she refuses to answer the business line, too... which is no big deal, because most of the time the people who do call can't understand her ghetto gibberish and ask for me, anyway. This heifer deliberately stretches out a job that takes the average person half an hour into the work of three hours (which is what happens when you stop to take/make a personal call every ten minutes) and leaves scads of work unfinished for the next person to get stuck with. At least twice a week, this glorified ape has some kind of drama for which she "has" to leave the office early, and likes to brag about "all de money" she "be savin' now dat I gots my baby on the WIC." Yeah, at MY expense, you fat parasite!! This bitch isn't worth the cost of the toilet paper she uses in this facility, but because she was hired under Affirmative Action policies, my milquetoast joke of a "supervisor" absolutely refuses to call her out on her shit. If I tried half the crap this cannonball-on-legs gets away with on a regular basis, I'd be fired before the end of the day. The worst thing about having her in this office is the way she NEVER. STOPS. EATING. All day long I have to listen to plastic being torn apart and the crunching, smacking, slobbery mastication of this 300 lb porker snarfing down yet another Milky Way or bag of Doritos, to the point where I sometimes have to get up and leave for a while to keep from being physically sick. As I write this, this gunt-weilding superfuck assmachine is again gorging herself on an entire box of Whitmans' chocolates and shopping online, with a pile of work gathering dust at her station waiting for me to finish on Monday. She's also on the phone what what I assume is her hairdresser ("Gurl, dem last plaits wuz KICKIN'!) so it's not like the sheboon can't multitask. She just doesn't want to. And, given workplace politics recently, she doesn't HAVE to do anything she doesn't want to, either. I try not to wish evil on anybody, but to be honest, it would be like Christmas, New Years' and my birthday all rolled up into one if I could just come in one morning and be informed that this bloated sow was run over by a truck the night before, and we are hiring again. It would make my goddamned year!
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mean people really do suck!! I just started working at a law firm and I've been there about a month now. The second week I was there, this lady started being been extremely sarcastic when I asked questions. I am a receptionist, and yes, I have worked in law office before as a receptionist but every office is different. Their other receptionist just walked out on them one day, wonder why? I have to sit next to this very rude sarcastic lady, and she was the one left to train me. I stopped asking questions, and then the attorneys themselves have to tell me when I make mistakes, which sucks!! I wasn't properly trained, and this lady seems to take pleasure when I make mistakes and she enjoys being rude and rudely reprimanding me when my mistake effects her. I am not a ditz sitting at the front desk to collect a paycheck and I care about my work, I want to do a good job and do what I was hired to do, but this lady is rude bitch! I want to be grateful I have a job because so many people are out of work and so was I for 8 months. I just want to be happy to have a job! I don't want to look for another job because I looked for 8 months and this is one of the few jobs I actually got a call for. This bitch doesn't have any business messing with my life!!
I am so damn angry because I deal with a corporate office which acts like those of us at the plant work for them when in reality they support US. If it wasn't for what we make at our plant, THEY wouldn't have jobs. And we could still do all of the functions that they do because we used to do them before we got bought by a huge corporation!
I am especially angry at this one woman, I will call her the Queen of A/P, who thinks that nobody else but her and her precious A/P minions, can TOUCH an invoice, much less look at one. But who has to call the vendors when we need a credit memo? You guessed it, the people at the plant!! But we better not TOUCH the credit memo or LOOK at the credit memo or even ASK the vendor ABOUT the credit memo, because the Queen of A/P will preach her holier than thou speech at us!! That's why she's not married because she is married to her damn invoices!!
The Queen of A/P and all the other corporate jerks think that just because you don't work in Purchasing, oh I'm sorry, I mean "Procurement", God forbid we call it anything but that, you're not allowed to talk about purchase orders or if you don't work in Accounts Payable, you can't discuss invoices when we who work at the plants depend on relationships with our vendors so we MUST be team players! We do NOT work for a union!
And when they hold up invoices for payment and we ask them why are these invoices not paid and/or when will they be paid they just ignore us! They're not the ones who have to see the vendors face to face because they are in the corporate PALACE, 800 miles away, eating their CAKE! That's right, they actually have CAKE DAY where everything freaking stops so the kingdom can have its cake and eat it, too! How absurd! Try doing some work instead!
These same people have no CLUE about how a real company works; they think everything is black and white but no, we are not robots...if we see something needs to be done we try to get it done. We don't say, I'm sorry, vendor, but only the Queen of A/P and her minions can help you with that but you will have to screw off because they don't like to answer the phone or return emails!! That is NOT how a business runs successfully, you witch!!! I am so angry at this person and the entire corporate office right now because I am just trying to do a good job and they do everything in their power to make our jobs at the plant level as difficult as can be.
Oh yeah and the Queen of A/P never responds when I have a legitimate work question but if she is pissed at something she perceives I have done, she will respond so fast it will make your head spin!! I can't wait until we get bought by a good company and that witch, her evil minions and all the other corporate yes-men are nothing but a bad memory.
My co-worker makes gurgling sounds, grunts, chews ice w/mouth open and loud, farts, looks unkept, and the noises with the grunting/mouth sounds gross me out. He is also very loud, but stopped making pers. phone calls after I said something to him. How can I stop him from the noise?
I have to endure the biggest prick on this earth on every shift this selfish cunt works. To boot he's deaf and has a very ineffectual hearing aid so he's always shouting. The fecal matter he spews from his begging to bludgeoned with a jaggered metal bar mouth beggars belief. He's totally scitzo, goes off on tantrems like the spoilt little should have been drowned at birth only child syndrome he is and then conveniently forgets all about not 5 minutes later and still thinks he's your biggest buddy. This sorry excuse for a turd sits in our office day in day out constantly eating rancid tuna pasta then farts up the foulest smelling rotting fish gut stench and thinks its funny when everybody dives outside literally gagging. This fucked up Chernobel mutant honestly believes everybody lives in his world and I can't understand why he and Robert Mugabe haven't had a rain of I fucking hate you cunt bullets through their bum crack heads 20 years ago !!! I'm normally the most easy going dude you'll ever meet but this one fucker after 3 years of pushing my buttons has got me constantly dreaming up some way he could have the 'fatal accident' he so richly deserves. I'm going to have to look for another job..period.
I am so sick of the bitch next to me who hates her job o much, she doesn't want to take her calls, she is constantly sighing all day long like life is so hard. She even says how much she hates her job, if you hate it so much and you're that fucking miserable, then do us all a favor and quit!! I don't want to deal with your rudeness and hostility. Mind your own business and your own fucking job and stay out of mine. It's not my fault you got a DUI and have to spend a weekend in jail, that's yours bitch! Maybe a weekend in jail with do you good, maybe you can reflect on the fact that you need a new job and leave me the fuck alone! I actually like my job and would like it much better if it weren't for you.
I work with 3 other guys who all hate working where I work. I really like my job but they're always bringing me down with their negativity. If they don't like working here they should just leave. It makes me mad that I have to pretend that I don't like this place otherwise I look like a sad twat. I want to tell them i've had enough and if they don't like it they should just fuck off!
The manager of my gas station has really been pressing my buttons lately. For example, I am the only person who cleans the toilet, washes windows, cleans counters etc. My manager gets mad at me if I fail to clean something because I am to damn busy dealing with customers all day long to get at it. I tell my boss that there are two other employees who work here as well and I cannot be expected to run the place by myself. He just dismisses me and says he will "look after it", but nothing changes, as usual. Another reason I feel hostility towards my manger is that he works me ridiculous shifts such as 6:30 am to 3:00 pm through Tuesday to Thursday, then works me 2:00 pm to 10:00 pm Friday, and then spits in my face by making work at 6:00 am to 2:00 pm Saturday. I hate that damn back to back shift on the week end as it plays havoc on my biological rhythms, plus they are overly busy shifts. I just feel like chocking him somedays. My dumb ass co-workers aren't much better then the manager, they leave a bunch of work for me to, that they were to lazy to try in the first place. I have the most experience and seniority yet I find my self constantly picking up after my retarded co-workers. One fellow co-worker conned the boss into not letting him work Friday and Saturday due to "religious reasons" as it was his sabbath. However I see this co-worker galavanting around town during his so called holy days. Since I've been typing this rant, I have worked 63 consecutive Fridays and Saturdays. I am getting so god damed angry working there I don't really know what I am liable of doing to these people. The gas station I work for is "member owned and operated" so my customers think that they are my boss and can push me around accordingly. So those are my issues, and i just feel like I am going to snap if I work there much longer!
I do tech support work. 3 of us handle a small network. The pace is slow to say the least but i work with 2 dudes who are really convinced they do amazing work here. One of them will go take care of a simple problem and come back fist pumping with his moronic "solved!!" routine.
The other idiot's claim to fame is customizing an app using a language that is no longer used, in a version from like 15 years ago. It's amazing how insecure they both are. They love to stroke each other and I just walk away with a desire to puke. I have worked with 100% professional and very knowledgeable people in the past. These 2 are no where close to being of that caliber. I doubt they ever will be - they simply have weak characters.
I work with a person who is given title of supervisor yet acts like a tyrant. She will cuss at you...tell you that you cannot do anything right...tell you that she is the best boss that you could ever get...she has a nervous break down at least 3 times a day where she starts crying and slamming doors and cabinets...then she will turn around and tell you she loves you and give you a high five. Can we say BI-POLAR?!?! Get some meds...Get a new job (NOT WORKING WITH PEOPLE) and leave the rest of us in peace you nut job!!
I work with this bitch who constantly runs off at the mouth. Unfortunately, the rest of the staff provides a captive audience for her drama and perceived injustices. She is floor staff and I'm a part time nurse. She is a fat azz douchebag whom has been in the same damn job for 15 years, I think...and she's pissed off about that! LOL
She gets to see all of the new nurses come in and make more money than she'll ever make working there. She sits on her fat azz in the hall making comments about the new nurses rather loudly. I'd love to cram my fist in Porky's fat, ugly, gossipy mouth. She hates me because I only work half time while she works constantly...and I love every minute of it!!!! I don't even remotely try to get on her good side. If she was less of a fat, useless fuck, I might pretend to care...
I work at a landscaping company (ill call it a company, its local government work for a certain county in a certain state). My coworkers are all total dooshbags in their own ways. The 1 guy who is the "leadman" has really just turned into a "personal assistant" to our real boss and gets out of doing almost anything involving work. The other 2 are so damn lazy its unbelievable, I simply refer to them as the "mower riders" (its all they do, anything else is 'bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch or why do we do this, whats the point in doing that, just all sorts of little comments. They clearly aren't cut out for this job (or any physical labor, ever)but I have a supervisor that is so weak, no backbone at all. Its all just so depressing to realize that if i continue to work there they are going nowhere and will continue the same shit day in and day out. Our supervisor treats us like we are "seconds" to the "real" people in the world, all but the one ass-kisser mentioned above. she goes out of her way to talk to anyone but us, she gets by doing almost literally nothing. i dont know what to do anymore, im gonna come in one day and flip shit on all these people. One of the "riders" will disappear on you in a heartbeat, he is overly weird, and the other "rider" is related to him and they dont take a piss without eachother, its seriously creepy. teamwork is one thing but to not wanna do shit because you dont know where your buttbuddy is at at all times is fucking ridiculous. and when the 2 "riders" go somewhere on their own to do something, they constantly fuck shit up because they are so incompetent and lazy. i am very young though and they both treat me like im a little kid, and think that they are both somehow "entitled" to do all the little easy shit and have me do all the damn labor because im young and they are old, but we have the same job title and make the same money. but once again, supervisor issues there. when i first started, the "leadman" made a huge difference because he didnt shy away from work and was always there to help and to tell the other 2 fucks what was up. but like i said, he is an "assistant" now and rarely does anything involving work except running to catch up to that ass he feels the need to stick his nose up all the time. I dont know what im going to do, surely i cannot do this much longer.
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