Most employees are decent and hard-working. But there are some lazy ass pricks that are under the delusion that not only does God, the Government and their mother owe them, so does their company and boss! Well F**K OFF! All the damn lawyers have made it impossible to fire your ass, because you can sue if I look at you the wrong way! Time for some F*cking TORT REFORM! Sometimes (not often) I wish I was an employer in some third world country, so when my employee pisses me off, I could kick their ass out the door--literally.
Thanks Anger Central!
*Note from Anger Central
You're welcome.
If I get any extra charges on my credit card statement for anything I didn't buy.. I will know the first person to accuse. I know that bitch doesn't like me, and she's probably STUPID enough to use my credit card # and name to buy something online (I'm sure she was thinking about it when she was staring at my card on the cash register). I KNOW A WAY of finding out.. so no one can fool me. I feel like backfisting her. A tip to everyone: be VERY CAREFUL who you give your credit card to when you buy something.
Even if she doesn't buy anything with it and decides to spread crap about my name online.. people should have enough sense not to believe every bit of BULLSHIT they come across, especially on the Internet or from people who don't even personally know someone. At least half the stuff on the Internet MUST BE BULLSHIT.. are you so naive? Unfortunately, many people are too stupid to consider or find out the truth of something and spread it anyway.
I'm not sure what category this falls under so I'll leave that to you. I'm angry because i'm a manager of a small business and what REALLY pisses me off is lateness from my employees and the retarded, silly excuses they come up with. Here's a few:
I forgot to put gas in my car the night before and ran out this morning.
The fog was really bad and I had to drive slower.
(Then if you KNOW it's foggy out when you wake up LEAVE A LITTLE EARLIER11)
I was fighting with my girlfriend all night and didn't get any sleep so I slept in. (Well that sure is my problem isn't !!)
I thought today was a holiday. (that is my all time favorite.)
These people must think I just climbed out of the banana tree and the worst thing is is that I have to answer to the owner when he looks at the time cards and asks me why the fuck these people are always late and why I can't control it. Well I can't fire the whole shop, I just keep growling everyday and listening to these asshole excuses. Maybe if I let a few go then the rest will smarten up. They're lucky they don't have MY boss. Thanks for letting me rant.
*Note from Anger Central
The fog one could be real. Sometimes the weather forecast screws that one up
where we live. As for the others, fire them!
Damn employees, why is so so hard to show up and do your job, I
don't care your girlfriend is mad at you who cares she's ugly anyways. do your
job you buffoon or like Donald ill fire your ass. damn people are just stupid
today hell maybe I should do the job myself and fire all there asses.
But I am too damn stupid. and the worst part is I have to pay them for being
monkeys that couldn't eat a banana if it was peeled but they forget I am the one
that has to write the paycheck maybe someday ill use there excuse " I forgot"
and not pay them on a Friday yea , that's the answer because stress balls are a
damn joke threw that stupid thing out the window.
I manage a business and we are quite productive but you know what REALLY PRICKS ME OFF? Some people treat the plant like it is a dump. I had to go away on business the other day and when I came back the plant looked the WWE had just had wrestlemania in there. There was tools and supplies strewn all over the fucking place. My boss the owner is a neat freak and if he EVER saw that my ass would be grass. Last week I went out and bought a pack of pens because I got fucking tired of hearing people say to each other "Got a pen". TWO DAYS LATER I got up from my desk and went out to the production area and what the fuck did I hear? "Got a pen Ralph?" I think they all lost part of their hearing after I went ballistic. I don't even want to know what I'd find underneath tables and presses and cabinets if I ever decided to look. I'd probably be able to have a fucking yard sale! They're going to shape up or they're going to hit the road Jack!!! Fucking pigs!!
Why is it that this day and age employees do not want to work for their pay check? We own a restaurant and it seem to be getting worse and worse. just last week, we caught a chef making free meals for his father and friend. What happened when we pulled them up? Fuk you they said, i'm not putting up with this shit and then they walked out. Oh! thats right, how dare we say anything, we can afford for staff to feed their familys! And then their was the staff member who was in debt to a bunch of bikies due to drugs. So how did they pay the bikies back? With our food of coarse! Including fresh meats.A broken fingernail will stop people from working these days, but come a public holiday, they will find any excuse to keep working, oh i think the carpet is a bit dirty in thet corner over there, I better stay and clean it. But I suppose with wages only getting less and the cost of living getting higher, theres no real incentive these days. no wonder people are happy on the dole.
I own a medium sized trucking company with 20 employees. We buy all the best equipment, then it gets broken damaged or lost. We pay the highest wages in the industry, But they're all still broke because they piss it away at the bar. We provide medical and dental plans, Yet they never goto the dentist. We have monthly meetings to find out what's on their mind, but they save all the real problems for the bar and never share thier concerns even though we want them to!!!
Every Christmas we throw a big party but everyone complains about the venue or food. We always ask the staff for ideas on what they want to do, but they can't think of anything. So this year we had a simple brunch. Then when I heard all the complaining ((WHY ARE WE HAVING BREAKFAST??? THAT SUCKS!! WHY CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ELSE??)) Fucking lazy pot smoking, functional alchoholic morons!!!
I started off as a trucker 16 years ago and worked my way up to the top. They are unprofessional slobs who will never be more than a bunch of sticks in the mud. Forget trying to make them happy. No wonder bosses become assholes. It is much easier than giving a shit!!
People make me angry. I don't want to be a manager anymore, in fact, I'm aiming not to be a manager in next job. They're a liability.
I have this one FUCKER, who never does any real work - you have to spend loads of time chasing him up for weeks, then if he ever does it, spend twice as long fixing and correcting it. He had some work to do today - he got it at 12pm and he had ages to do it - sent me a fucking email at 11pm saying "please find attached my work" ... and forgets to attach it, with some whiney bullshit about being out of the office tomorrow and not being back until late evening
CUNT!
He brings out the worst in me, seriously, wormy cock-munching shitfaced excusing bullshitter. Fucker. I just sent him a polite email suggesting he's a fool and forgotten to attach his work, but you know what the worst thing is? I hate myself for not being more of a bastard to him and bollocking him. I wish I could tell him he's a lazy fucker with no social skills, tact or integrity. Brown-nosing yet does nothing. All I end up doing is give him a slight sliver of my frustration but just want to say
"no. that's bollocks. go sit in the corner"
My assistant drives me nuts. she doesn't remember shit, except to answer her cell phone. Never does she what she did or the facts our f'ing cases! Then when questioned, and she can't remember, hello, she acts like my questions or f'ing mental chess, i.e., she acts superior! Like I have f'ing problem. Well, her problems start at home with her f'ing meth boyfriend with meth mouth--hey may be that's the reason, she can't remember shit and has a princess attituide. F'ing A! Why do have to put up with this shit! My boss tolerates too much and would never believe that she might be doing drugs, can't remember shit, and is always late. Then acts superior superior when confronted with her incompetency! Wow meth is good shit! too bad it rots your brain and teeth!
My assistant is a stupid, control freak princess who, when told to do things a certain way, for a good reason, still does it her own way without discussing it with me first, rolling her eyes all the way. She answers to MY boss too, and has worked out that if she is rude enough to me I won't approach her with work I want done, then pretends to get angry when I do the work myself (I guess because not doing it would make her look bad in the eyes of our boss - much better that I appear to be the bad guy.) She is also, this way, making me appear incompetent - i.e. the boss thinks I can't delegate! I know it is professional jealousy - she would love to make the money I do etc., but she hasn't got the goods. Her designs and writing are naff, she's slow. She can't manage time. Infuriating. She is a short, dumpy, middle aged frump with numerous issues.
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