religious nuts

Ok, thisl be short and sweet.. .im angry at the assholes who show up to my door to tell me about the apocalypse... I DONT CARE! Ill eat pork all I want, say Goddamnit 75 trillion times a day and sit nude in a tub full of jello if I goddamn well jolly feel like it! and please, dont say the word Jesus, 200 times or more in a 3 minute conversation.... I dont even think god says his own name that much,,, and dont always say god bless you... ever wondered if perhaps someone doesnt want to be blessed? Maybe someone is in an especially sadistic mood, he wants to be damned... do you say goddamn it? Here I got an idea:
Buddhists durnig the 'nam war set themselves on fire right? Well, lets see some evangelical pricks do the same aight??

Religious people 2

I am angry at these fucking cunts for three reasons:

  1. They think they are the best and everyone else is shit and they look dowm on you;

  2. They all stick together and are a bunch of fucking hypocrites;

  3. They think they will go to heaven. WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Well fuck you cunts. Shove your bibles and your heads up your fucking arses. Get a life like us. Go drink beer and fuck whores. Have fun! We don't live life by that fucking book.

Religious Nuts 3

Yes, I'm damned angry at these religious morons who try to legislate their morality on me, come knocking at my door telling me if I want to hear about Jesus, and standing in front of an abortion clinic telling women they are going to burn in Hell.  Here's some news for you religious freaks. Wars are started in the name of God; children are killed because God told someone close to them that the children are evil; people are murdered
because they are deemed evil (e.g. abortion doctors). Why don't you hypocritical pussies find a worthwhile cause, like trying to prevent child abuse. But no, you would rather prevent abortions by a person who probably has no business having children in the first place.

I'm tired of hearing how I am going to Hell for not joining YOUR particular brand of religion. If there's one thing you should remember, God gave us free will, which means we have the right to choose. By trying to have laws passed to legislate your morality, you take away a persons free will.

These Mormons who come knocking at my door. I used to be nice; but they kept coming back. I finally got pissed and told them why their church was the biggest hypocritical CULT on the face of the planet. First, Deseret Industries (headquartered in Salt Lake and wholly owned by the Mormon church) owns Albertsons, which sells alcohol, cigarettes, and coffee. Secondly, the Mormon church has controlling interest in a certain cola company (I dropped my shares after I learned about that and wrote the company a long letter). Now, you think that a church that doesn't allow it's member's to smoke cigarettes, drink coffee and alcohol, and gamble would put the Lord God first in everything it does and not allow this. Well, guess what? Do you think God is looking the other way at your business ventures. Fucking hypocrites. I guess we know what your church truly worships...MONEY! This is why I dropped out of your church, you sons-a-bitches. And, to tell you the truth, I feel a lot better about my relationship with God now than I ever did when I was a member.

Religious Idiots 4

Religious people are worse than the plague. Always hanging around at an unwanted time either knocking on your door or at a public ceremony handing out religious shit I can wipe my ass with. One time at some memorial service, this religious person was handing out free mini bibles. I walked up and told him, "Excuse me, this isn't the time or place for this, fuck off." He walks off. Later on, I see him point me out to all his other religious friends, stating that I abused him.

All of those religious pricks stick together. They are all equally worthless. They all play the victim when they are targets of abuse. Get the message through your thick fucking skulls: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT RELIGION ANYMORE!!!! FUCK OFF!!

Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons 5

Just was it with those fucking Jehovah's Witnesses and Bible-thumping Mormons knocking on my door and bothering me as if I care to listen to a lousy persuasion week in and week out? What part of my sign, which reads "No solicitors!", do they not understand? They also keep littering my front porch and driveway with their literature that I do not care to read.

Yes, the Bill of Rights gives us guarantee of the freedom of religion (if Jehovah's Witness is really a religion at all), but that does not mean certain groups have the right to impose their "religious" practices or pester us either. One of those misguided Jehovah's Witness stooges even had the nerve to call the religion I practice (Buddhism), and I quote, "a bunch of hocus pocus". Those sanctimonious jerks have got to go away from the neighborhood.

Religious freaks 6

I am totally pissed off with religious freaks whatever religion they want to promote whilst criticizing my life style. Worst of all: with our President we are now officially a fundamentalist country, no better or worst than that of our perceived religious 'enemies'. Fuck them all up the ass these idiots. Try swapping channels without running into them, try pampering your hangover with some sleep without a few fucking Jehovah witnesses knocking on your door. I don't want to hear their anti gay outrage, their anti-Muslim rhetoric, their anti abortion bullshit and their fucking bible quotes. Fuck off all of you! Go and sodomize your sisters and brothers on Sundays and may you all find out there is no heaven anyway after repenting your sins all of your miserable lives. Can't believe you guys spending your last buck on some crazy freak who calls himself minister and probably is screwing a whore with your donation now. Why don't you guys start blowing yourselves up somewhere in the desert if you want to make a statement?

christians! 7

I am angry at all these christian fucks who think just because they are the major religion in America, that they can tell me what to do, and who to believe in, what gender I can like, and what actions I can take.

NEWSFLASH! I dont care if you call me a satinist DUMDFUCKS! I dont care if you want me to conform to your simply little ways, that seem to harbor the notions of staying in the past rather than inbracing the future. YOU WANNA BLAME SHOOTINGS, RAMPANT SEX, AND GAY PEOPLE ON MORAL FUCKING DECAY HERES A FUCKING FACT: its fucking parenting, YES BAD FUCKING PARARENTING, that causes most of that shit. eat shit and die assholes. do us all a favor

*by us I mean those who dont conform to religions rules*

*Note from Anger Central
If you think Christians are bad, try living under fundamentalist Islam, which pretty much describes Islam in general.

Uptight Religious Nuts 8

I am so damn angry at there goddamn religious people who try to tell me how to live my life! I'll live life MY WAY, not the Catholic Church does! I'll have premarital sex when I want to, I'll eat what I want to when I want to! This is why I stopped going to church. Believing in God is enough for me.

Religion Nazis 9

These people are the most moronic intolerant pieces of shit on the planet, though according to them it is everyone else who is intolerant of their views. They are PC zombies who want to make sure that nobody is offended by any kind of religious references in anything. One of their brilliant ideas is to switch our dating system from BC/AD to BCE/CE since AD stands for Anno Domini, Latin for "In the Year of our Lord" and BC stands for "Before Christ". This is not only ridiculously idiotic and oversensitive, but it also fails to accomplish their politically correct fucktard goals. Even if we changed from BC/AD to BCE/CE it still doesn't address the fact that the Gregorian calendar (the calendar most of the world uses including even the dirty communist Chinese peoples republic who the religion Nazis are so in love with due to their persecution of Christians, Buddhists, and all people of any religion) is based around the year 0, the year in which Jesus was supposedly born. So in order to appease these douche bags we would have to completely change our entire system of organizing dates which would be retarded, inefficient, and above all INTOLERANT. These dickless incompetents also would like to take the words "In God We Trust" off our money since it offends their delicate fucking sensibilities. This is just too much because god forbid, excuse me ethnically inclusive non-religious politically correct sexually androgynous figure forbid that anybody reference the fact that our country was founded by mostly Christian (at least Judeo-Christian philosophy influenced) men. These words have never hurt anyone, they have never given anyone cancer, or flown a plane into someone's World Trade Center, or exterminated Jews in a concentration camp, so just leave them the fuck alone. These people are in love with "progress" (or their twisted version of it) for its own sake, and can't leave any tradition well enough alone. Instead they prefer to attack harmless abbreviations and phrases, then sit around jerking each other off about how fucking tolerant and enlightened they are. Personally I am more of less Catholic and not afraid to say it, but I keep an open mind and if you are Muslim, Buddhist, Atheistic whatever, that's cool do your own thing, honestly I believe that being a good moral upstanding human being is much more important than whatever creed you happen to believe in. Just don't FORCE YOUR VIEWS ON OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN SIT AROUND ON YOUR FUCKING ASS ALL DAY WHINING ABOUT INCONSEQUENTIAL BULLSHIT THAT NEVER BOTHERED ANYONE. So in conclusion, stick your intolerance up your assholes religion Nazis, though you may have a hard time fitting it as you probably have enough sticks currently lodged up there to start a large campfire!

P.S. This is neither here nor there but scientology and Mormonism are stupid religions for stupid people, though this is a free country and you're well within your rights to believe in them if you want. Just remember, be a good person!

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I am angry at the hypocrisy of Christians who are against abortion. Every professed Christian I have met who is against abortion has said that women should put their unwanted babies up for adoption instead. Yet, NONE of the Christians who has said this had adopted any children! It's a blatant case of "Not in My Back Yard", "It's someone else's job.".

*Note from Anger Central
In case you weren't aware of these facts:
The Webmaster and his siblings are all adopted.
Good luck trying TO adopt in this country. There are a large number of parents who can't adopt simply due to the fact that there are no babies available. We won't go into the sheer stupidity of the state agencies involved in arranging adoptions. You will also notice that we have made no comments regarding abortion.

Creationists and extremist Baptists 11

I have a major issue with creationists. How can anyone with *any* common sense believe the world is only 6,000 years old?!? For Christ's sake, the Sumerians invented glue 7,000 years ago! Do they honestly believe people *planted* dinosaur bones? As usual, it's simply the unwashed masses' fear of the unknown. It makes me utterly sick that anyone *chooses* to be that ignorant.

I also have an issue with the extremist view of some Baptists I know. I don't understand why such intelligent people choose to be so ignorant in the name of faith. A prime example is Harry Potter. Harry fucking Potter! I have a cousin who's a Baptist who won't let his children read the books. I thought those books were outstanding! Apparently, so did the rest of world, but elitist Baptists (and other ultra-religious groups) appear to be against them because they have "witches" in them. Did any of the extremist religious nutbags espousing the evil of these books ACTUALLY READ THEM?!? Sure, they're light escapist fare, but they're also about Good vs Evil, sacrifice, loyalty, morality and friendship.

This same cousin asked me to join his Facebook site. I did, but when I checked it out, he was going off about how everyone should boycott 'The Golden Compass.' I saw the movie, I thought it was great. I'm going to read Pullman's books, too. Are they anti-God? No, they're just anti-organized-repressive-religion. But someone in their organization said, "We have to boycott this, it's evil" and instead of researching it, they all just jumped on the bandwagon.

I wanted to post a rant on his page, but for the sake of family unity, I declined (when I was younger, I wouldn't have given a shit, but apparently age has mellowed me out a bit).

I'm not religious, but I pray for his kids. I know my cousin and his wife believe they're doing what's in their kids' best interests, but they're shackling them with their shallow views and I can only hope that those kids have what it takes to grow beyond them.

*Note from Anger Central
We saw this on a TV show many years ago. At the end of the program, one of the stars said: "If of all the many truths out there, you choose one and follow it blindly, that truth becomes a falsehood and you become a fanatic."

Some people just aren't able to separate religious belief from real life. The Webmaster has met several people who are very religious, and they don't have any problem with science and they don't try to impose their views on others. Of course, one good thing you can say about the Christian groups. They don't strap on bomb vests and go blow themselves and other up in the name of their beliefs.

religious nuts 12

I am so fucking pissed of and tired of all the bullshit that fucking Christians and fucking Catholics, Jahova's witnesses and fucking Mormons are pulling nowadays. Whatever the fuck happened to accpeting and loving people for who they are? Huh. No apparently being gays means you'll burn in hell. You tell them (homosexuals) that they'll burn in hell, and that satan is tempting them, and yet you're the one living in hate of these normal people who want to live normal lives, rethink what you say assholes. So the devil is tempting peace and shit? Fucking no. He wants hate and look what your spewing out of your hairy, religious asses? Like fuck, and you know what if I wanna fuckin' celebrate christmas and open all the gifts and eat all the pork I want, I fucking will. Ain't a goddamn thing you can do about it. Why can't you just live with who others are and with what they believe? We try respectin' you, but you just don't fuckin' get it. All the church is about nowadays is money, money and guess what more money. Since when is religion about worshping material goods? All the Catholics are about now is the fucking church and what the fuck the pope is parading around in. You don't need a building with a cross on it to pray. See thats what the material goods is. You are worshipping the church, not the God. So you can go and take that stupid book that started this all and shove so far up your ass that it makes your fucking head spin. Leave me alone, and everyone else who wants you to fuck off, because we are tired of your bullshit. Nuff said.

Street Preachers 13

This is a Warning to all of you demonic Street Preachers out there do yourselves a favor and GET THE FUCK OFF THE STREETS. You all claim to preach God but all you do is Preach nothing but Hate and Bigotry. Believe me some dumbass Street Preacher told me to take off my mask and that I was going to Hell and I told him no you're the one that's going to Hell and i'll send you there myself. So I grabbed the idiot by his Bigoted Shirt and punched him in the face and punched him multiple times and then stomped his fucking head against the sidewalk and I was just about to throw his ass into the fucking street until some idiot pulled me off of him and I told the idiot to let me go that man is not Christian and has no right to tell anyone how to live their life and told him that man has Child Porn on him. Yeah and guess what I found a picture of a 12 year old girl in her underwear and tried to get the Police but the Street Prechophile decided to run to his car and nearly caused a car accident.

This is a message to all of you Satanic Street Preachers, you do not represent Christianity at all and I swear if that idiot hadn't pulled me off of that creepy Preacher than believe me I would have killed him. Fuck all of you Creepy ass Street Preachers, go back to your fucking Churches and stay the FUCK off our streets and away from our children too.

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