Get out of the road. I mean it. I am sick and tired of seeing morons in the middle of the fucking road. Wow, that's right! You are totally in control! That is so awesome of you to make me stop my car because god forbid if I should accidently hit you because you're too much of a goddamned retard to understand that roads are meant for cars, not for shit-for-brains dumbasses. Ooohh! You're such a rebel!! Well, let me ask you this? If you're so awesome, how come you DON'T OWN A CAR??? Hmm? Isn't it because you're one of those losers that leech off me and millions of other taxpayers? Did your mommy and daddy not pay enough attention to you? What ever the fuck your goddamn problem is, you need to get the fuck out of my way or their will be hell to pay, assholes!
So I'm driving around in a crowded mall parking lot trying to find a space, and this fat-ass man and woman are waddling down the middle of the row I am driving in, not over to the side like any normal sane person would do. When I tap on my horn to try and get them to move their stupid selves out of the way, instead of moving over to the side like a thinking person to let cars pass by, they gave me these looks of idiotic defiance, flipped me the bird, and babbled some moronic self righteous drivel about having the right of way, and kept on sauntering down the middle of the row. I swear to God it was all I could do to keep from plowing into them and leaving their asses lying in the parking lot covered with tire tracks.
What in God's name is going through the feeble minds of people like this?? I can only assume that people that do this either have a death wish, are completely insane, just plain stupid, or a combination of two or more of these. For God's sake, even most birds and animals have enough sense to get out of the way of oncoming cars.
And as far as their having the right of way, when they abuse this right by walking down the middle of a parking lot row, the right of way is REVOKED! Some pedestrians apparently feel that having the right of way over cars gives them the right to a wholesale abandonment of common sense and judgment. Here's a newsflash to all of you selfish idiot pedestrians who insist on blocking traffic by walking in the middle of a road or a parking lot row, get your stupid asses over to the side and stay the f*ck out of my way!
*Note from Anger Central
When the Webmaster was in China he found out that pedestrians do NOT have the right of way. Oh, it's quite common to see cars driving on the sidewalks looking for a place to park too. 8-D
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