Exercise

 Sucks donkey dicks. I hate it. I have this DVD that's about 20 minutes long, and it's a walking program. That's right, you just walk in place and do a few other stepping moves for 20 minutes. The leader is annoyingly perky (as frequent exercisers usually are). There are 3 women in this DVD who look like they do aerobics 8 hours a day, and then there are 3 token normal people: a chunky man, a short curvy woman built sort of like me, and a woman who's quite overweight. The leader praises Frank, the man. Why? Men are allowed to look as bad as they want to; it's women who are expected to look perfect all the time. I'd like to see her praise Barb (the woman like me) and Kathy (the overweight woman) since they had the courage to appear on camera next to 4 other women with the socially-approved tall skinny physique.

When I do it early in the morning on a weekday, as soon as I get up at the ass-crack of dawn, I don't resent it as much. Maybe that's because I'm still too brain-dead from sleep.


Exercise 2

Fucking exercise. Why did god give us these damn bodies that need so much fucking maintenance? I'm pissed off before I exercise because I know I'm about to exercise. I'm pissed off while I'm exercising, and I'm pissed off after exercising because I did exercise. Why can't our bodies just take the fuck care of themselves? Why do we have to do so much fucking work to keep them looking good. If we don't exercise we look like shit, like most Americans do, but exercising sucks giant donkey dick. I know this may all seem a little ridiculous, you may ask, "why do you continue to work out if it pisses you off so much?" Did you cunts not hear what I said? I don't want to look like shit like everybody else. Pissing myself off through exercise is the only way to not get pissed off about being fat. Damn!!!


Exercise sucks! but i stay healthy! 3

I hate exercising! I exercise to stay healthy and to maintain a decent weight for myself! I exercise about 3-4 times a week for about 1-2 hours. Exercising is a part of life, because if you don't exercise, then you'll just gain weight, and become fat! which sucks! i hate exercising, but i do not want to become fat and out of shape! so, i do what i have to do. gosh! why can't we just eat whatever, whenever, and not exercise, and just stay at a decent weight? why do things have to be so difficult!?! it's iritating! i eat decent amounts of food daily, i never overeat, and never will. i am a good size, but i just dislike exercising all of the time just to stay at a good size! ugh! it gets boring, and i'm not always in a mood to be sweaty and smelly! sometimes, i wish all food was nasty, so it would not be hard to resist it! lol


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