Obama afraid of the rain

Good evening all. This series of pictures is making the rounds on the internet. Long story short, the president of Turkey was meeting with Obama and they went out into the Rose Garden for a photo-op.

There was one problem. It was raining. Being Barack Hussein Obama, the “Greatest President in History^®” he decided that he didn’t want to get his hair wet. So what did he do? Well he should have called on one of his lackeys or minions, instead, he called in the Marines.

As the picture says, the SCoaMF has no problem calling in the Marines when he’s getting rained on, but he won’t even consider sending them in when American diplomats are being murdered in a foreign country.

Now, consider this fine example of the United States Marine Corps. He looks like he should be on a recruiting poster. You can also see he is not very happy with what he is doing. Nope, his is one unhappy Marine. However, unlike the blockhead he’s holding the umbrella for, he will do his duty no matter how much indigestion it causes him.

There is another matter that King Putt wasn’t considering. It is against regulations for a Marine, (Male), to hold or use an umbrella. A Marine, (Female), under certain circumstances, may hold and use an umbrella. Here are the details on the regulations from The Daily Caller:

The commander in chief of the American armed forces today forced a violation of Marine Corps regulations, so he wouldn’t get wet.

According to Marine Corps regulation MCO P1020.34F of the Marine Corps Uniform Regulations chapter 3, a male Marine is not allowed to carry an umbrella while in uniform. There is no provision in the Marine Corps uniform regulation guidelines that allows a male Marine to carry an umbrella.

Of course, Obama doesn’t really consider himself to be the president of the United States. No, he thinks he’s King Barry the First and he can say or do whatever he wants. If that means ordering a Marine to break regulations so his hair won’t get wet, so be it.

So how about another leader? One who is actually a monarch? I’m sure Queen Elizabeth has members of the Army holding her umbrella for her.

Hmm, guess not. To be honest, if she is performing one of her official duties and requires both hands, someone will hold an umbrella for her. Normally, she will just do it herself. So, what about the previous president, George Bush? He must have used the Marines and other members from the various branches of the military as an umbrella stand just like King Blockhead.

Nope, guess not.

Once again, we see why Obama is utterly unfit to hold the office of chief pooper scooper, never mind the office of President of the United States. Of course, there is a picture of Obama in his one attempt at handling an umbrella.

Well, I guess that explains it. This incompetent SCoaMF can’t even handle an umbrella. No wonder we’re in such bad shape.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~ (Who doesn’t use an umbrella at all)

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