Missing: Glitch Girl

An alert is being sent out over the internet for the woman who has been the face of Obamacare. Her real name is unknown, but she has since become known as “Glitch Girl” after the complete disaster that is Obamacare.

As mentioned, not a lot is known about Glitch Girl, but her face vanished from the Obamacare website over the weekend. This has worried legions of her fans. It was originally postulated that Glitch Girl was simply a composite image, but the Obama Regime stated that this was a real person. According to Fox News:

The mystery of the ObamaCare covergirl took yet another strange turn over the weekend, when her smiling face was replaced by a far less intriguing quartet of icons. The smiling brunette touched off a frenzied hunt, especially after White House officials refused to divulge her name. As frustration with the beleaguered Healthcare.gov website mounted, she became known on the Internet as “Glitch Girl.”

I can understand why she isn’t being named. Would you want your name associated with the biggest debacle in US history? As to why she was removed from the Obamacare web site, who know? It’s possible they are doing the old Soviet deal when they wanted people to disappear. They would airbrush their pictures out of the official state records.

In any case, people are starting to worry. They suspect that the Obama Regime may have “disappeared” this young lady. Her face, while off the Obamacare site, is now starting to grace milk cartons around the nation. I’m sure they will find her right next to Obama’s promises on being able to keep you insurance and that Obamacare would save people thousands of dollars.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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