Good day all. Since Sony has decided to surrender and turn over it’s business to the North Korean nutcase, Kim Jung-duh, several theaters announced that they would play Team America: World Police in it’s place.
One such theater, the Alamo Drafthouse in Texas announced that as a replacement for The Interview, they would present the 2004 movie Team America: World Police in it’s place. Other theaters were also planning on presenting this film to movie goers as a nice thumb in the eye of the North Korean hackers who frightened Sony into submission.
When the news hit that Team America was going to be played, the response around the country was “AMERICA! Fuck Yeah!” “We’ll show those damn commies!” People around the nation were thinking that the best way to show our utter contempt for that North Korean retard was to help Paramount’s bottom line.
Well, now Paramount has also surrendered to North Korea and has announced it will not allow any showings of Team America: World Police because it might offend the tender sensibility of Kim Jung-DOH! Reaction to both Sony and Paramount has been swift and uniformly brutal. They are being called cowards and fools. When I started looking for clips of Team America on Youtube, I saw that a few were being blocked. (You would need to go to Youtube to view them)
Well, since we can’t see the originals, I thought I would post this one. Be advised that it is about as safe for work as any of the original Team America videos. In other words, not at all.
[youtuber youtube=’http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8′]
All I can say to Sony and Paramount is “Screw You!” Hopefully, the next stockholders meeting will bring up the incompetence of Sony in their network security, (I won’t go into their management’s apparent insulting behavior towards the actors), and Paramount’s outright cowardice. I expect we will be seeing high quality versions of Team America: World Police showing up on bittorrent in fairly short order.
Thatisall
~The Angry Webmaster~
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Paramount is now canceling screenings of Team America …
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http://www.prisonplanet.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 12:03:00 -0800
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http://thefresnonews.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 11:44:44 -0800
Paramount Reportedly Cancels ‘Team America’ Screenings …
Please note: Our Late Shift screening of Team America: World Police has been canceled by Paramount Pictures. pic.twitter.com/TlPVzIeICW— Capitol Theatre (@CapitolW65th) December 18, 2014. Paramount Pictures did not return the …
http://www.gossipgorilla.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 11:34:55 -0800
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Hollywood Slams Decision To Cancel ‘The Interview’ does …
When Sony pulled “The Interview,” the chain said it would screen at its Dallas-Fort Worth theater the 2004 puppet-comedy “Team America: World Police” in which a U.S. paramilitary force tries to foil a plot by then-North Korean leader Kim Jong …
http://www.gossipgorilla.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 09:58:13 -0800
Texas Theater Showing ‘Team America’ After Sony Pulls …
Texas Theater Showing ‘Team America’ After Sony Pulls ‘The Interview’ – ABC News. PHOTO: Pictured is a still from “Team America: World Police.” What do you do when threats force Sony and all the major movie chains across the country to …
http://amazingnewspaper.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 09:44:03 -0800
Refusing to let terrorist hackers win, Texas theater will give …
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http://newsuptoday.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 08:32:37 -0800
America, F**k Yeah! Alamo Drafthouse Theater In Texas Will …
Via THR, Alamo Drafthouse Cinema’s Dallas/Forth Worth location has decided to show Paramount’s 2004 classic puppet comedy, “Team America: World Police” for one free screening. Helmed by “South Park” creators, “Team America: World …
http://moviesandcelebrity.com/ — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 08:08:17 -0800
After Sony canceled the release of the North Korea assassination comedy The Interview, a Texas theater said it would swap the film with Paramount’s 2004 film Team America: World Police for one free screening. “We’re just trying to make the …
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