Brazilian prison guards thinking with their nuts

Good day all. It must be tough being a prison guard in Brazil. You have all these women just throwing themselves at you over your manly manliness.

Of course, since you idiots were thinking with your “Manhood” instead of with your brains, it never occurred to you that these women promising you one heck of a wild time were actually there to break out the convicts. Here are the details from Fox News:

Twenty-eight hardened criminals busted out of a Brazilian jail after three scantily-clad women seduced the guards with promises of an orgy — and then drugged them with cheap whiskey.

The three prison wardens were found inside the Nova Mutum public jail near Cuiaba in central Brazil, handcuffed to beds, “Fox & Friends” reported Sunday.

The inmates took the keys and unlocked all the cells and walked right out the front door. The jailbreak took place early Thursday. Missing along with the inmates were guns and ammunition.

The escape left the three guards not only red-faced, but facing criminal charges of “facilitating a jailbreak.”

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So far, the Brazilian authorities have recaptured 8 of the escaped criminals. According to the story, these thugs weren’t locked up for traffic violations, they were in for some serious crimes. Hopefully, they will capture the rest before they do any damage.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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