Cankles sinking in the polls faster than in 2008

Good day all. A funny thing happened on the way to Hillary Clinton’s coronation. All of a sudden another pretender to the throne has appeared and she is sinking in the polls even faster than the last time she ran for president.

Titanic sinking

Yes, history is repeating itself for Saint Hillary of the Email Server. Where she was once miles ahead, now she is desperately trying to keep her head above water. (In a few places, she’s using a snorkle) The Democrat race has actually turned into an actual horse race. Here are a few details from the Washington Post:

In 2008, Hillary Clinton saddled up for the Kentucky Derby on a thoroughbred that was a sure thing. Her campaign was the finest colt in Kentucky, at odds that barely made it worth betting on her. The race began, and she was up by a quarter mile. Then, as another jockey started to gain, she slipped out of her saddle.

Slipped out of her saddle. I like that. What actually happened is, Obama shot her horse out from under here, with a bazooka.

She was barely hanging on, bumping along against the dirt, bruised and struggling and still hanging in there a half-a-length back.

hillary clinton awful

Actually, she was dragging the horse along behind her, beating it constantly, trying to get it up and running again.

And then she lost and grudgingly wished the victor luck in winning the Triple Crown.

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Oh I like that one, grudgingly wishing Obama luck. She was probably trying to figure out a way to get him to commit suicide by falling down the stairs 7 times or something.

So you have to figure that, when 2016 rolled around and everyone was saying, “No, this horse is a sure thing,” she was a bit wary. But she got on. She ran strong. She did well. And now, in the final turn, there might be something wrong with the saddle.

Hillary Clinton for president?

Yeah, the belly strapped appears to be a bit Berned.

If we compare where Clinton is now in the Real Clear Politics polling average, the 2016 picture and the 2008 picture aren’t really all that similar. Nationally, she was doing much better in 2008 than she is right now, perhaps in part because the anti-Clinton vote in 2008 was still split between two people — Barack Obama and John Edwards — instead of just one.

I guess you just wrote off former governor Martin “I taxed rain” O’Malley. Of course, so has everyone else. Also, people in 2008 really didn’t understand what an outright crook Cankles is. Back then, no one cared if she had her own private email server, and no one knew what a complete scam the Clinton Foundation to enrich the Clintons really was. Today, people know what a lying, unethical harpy Hillary Rodham “Cankles” Clinton is.

harpy

There were those of us who figured it out back in the 90’s, but no one would listen to us. Currently, getting back to the horse racing analogy, Hillary Clinton is in a photo finish with an FBI criminal investigation. If she is indicted, she’s done. If Loretta Lynch decides to not indict Cankles, and there is a mass resignation from the Department of InJustice, along with a veritable tidal wave of leaks on her activities, Cankles is toast.

toast on fire

If, by some miracle, and a few more dead bodies, Cankles survives and gets the nomination, she won’t be elected President. If all the longshots come in and she does manage to con most of the people, and gets elected, I don’t see her finishing her first term. She will be impeached, assassinated or trigger the second American Civil War. Whatever happens, it’s going to be an interesting election year.

Thatisall

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