India’s Global Warming Kool-ade drinker

Good day all. When I saw this story, I had trouble believing that this man is actually part of the Indian government. However, he is. He’s also, to put it tactlessly, Bughouse NUTS!

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The man in question, Anil Madhav Dave, is the Environmental Minister and obviously a cardinal in the Church of Global Warming. (Algore Akbar!) He has decided that Global Warming is caused by the United States and our military weapons systems. Here are some of the details from The Daily Caller:

India’s environmental minister said Monday that an American weapons system, which is the subject of numerous conspiracy theories, is behind global warming.

The US has developed a type of weapon called High Frequency Active Auroral Research Programme (HAARP). It strikes the upper atmosphere with a focussed and steerable electromagnetic beam,” Anil Madhav Dave, India’s Environmental Minister, told Business Standard Monday. “HAARP is an advanced model of a super powerful ionospheric heater which may cause the globe to warm and have global warming effect.”

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A little background. The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, or HAARP as it is more commonly known, has been around since the Clinton Administration. The conspiracy theories about it started about 10 minutes after it went active. They run the gamut from weather control, causing earthquakes to mind control rays. This ranks right down there with the Chemtrail Conspiracy.

Frankly, I’m starting to believe some of these conspiracies, especially the ones dealing with mind control. I can’t think of another explanation for the idiocies of people like Minister Dave. According to the Business Standard, Minister Dave took a high dive into the shallow end when he was answering some questions.

Dave was replying to a question on whether the government is aware of HAARP, capable of effecting devastating impact on the world’s climate including that of India and resulting in destabilisation of agricultural and ecological systems.

HAARP is an advanced model of a super powerful ionospheric heater which may cause the globe to warm and have global warming effect,” he said.

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He said a study conducted by Indian Council of Agricultural Research has projected the impact of climate change to be adverse in terms of reduction of yield of major crops including wheat, maize, mustard, potato and sorghum.

Really? I wonder what the effect would be if a new ice age came about? Cold weather actually is far more harmful than warm weather on crops. But then, the entire purpose of that report and Mr. Dave’s paranoid rantings is to loot the American taxpayer. According to the Daily Caller:

India has stated it will only reduce emissions if it receives substantial assistance from Western countries, equivalent to $2.5 trillion over the next 15 years in direct aid, grants, and cheap financing.

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As I thought, it all boils down to “Show me the money!” I think it would be safe to say that President Trump will tell Minister Dave to go take a flying f*** at a rolling doughnut. Of course, on the other side of the coin, President Clinton would be more than happy to fork over the money, provided she gets a cut. I’m sure she will be happy to arrange for “Bubba” and Chelsea give speeches on the subject.

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