Lena Dunham flees California…

Unfortunately, she doesn’t head to Canada. Good day all. Lena Dunham is a screaming moonbat “actress” of limited talent. Prior to the election of the “Greatest President-Elect in a generation”, Donald Trump, (Yes I’m going to keep rubbing it in), she swore that she would leave the United States if Felonia von Pantsuit lost.

Precious Snowflake

Well, Felonia did lose, (Thank God!), however, Dunham welshed on her promise to leave. She did, however, leave California and is currently annoying the rocks in Arizona. Why do I say she is annoying the rocks? It seems that she is asking them for guidance. Here are some of the details from HeatStreet:

Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

sickening

I recommend that you don’t look at the picture. I really, REALLY recommend that you don’t. Dunham is not noted for her stunning figure. To be honest, she has been compared to a manatee.

Dunham’s spirit quest mirrors a plot line in the most recent season of her HBO show, “Girls”, in which her character Hannah goes on a new age retreat in the wilderness, walks around in a sports bra, and has a lesbian sexual encounter with a resort staffer.

So besides being a Moonbat and a mediocre actress, she also doesn’t have any originality. As to her going muff diving? I think I need some brain bleach.

Brain Bleach

In real life, Dunham has expressed her anguish at Donald Trump’s upset victory over Hillary Clinton in the presidential election. The celeb recently said she was “terrified” that a “predator will soon be residing in the White House,” and described the sad scene at the Hillary Clinton “victory” party on election night.

And my reaction to her concerns?

suck it up Buttercup

After initially pledging to move to Canada if Trump won, Dunham and other celebrities flip-flopped, and decided to stay in America.

canadian-flag

Apparently, they found out that Canada actually has immigration laws and they enforce them. They decided they didn’t want any more moonbats then they already have. The alternative locations are either not “Up to their standards”, (Venezuela, North Korea, Zimbabwe), or recently suffered a major Earthquake. (New Zealand. I guess the island nation decided drastic measures were called for to keep the moonbats out)

Dunham is a moron. Anyone who listens to her for more than 2 minutes understands this. She has lied through her teeth about being assaulted, and has actually claimed she molested her own baby sister. (The former didn’t happen, and I really doubt the latter did either) Dunham is your typical Moonbat Hollywood actress. It’s all about her and her wants and desires. Everything she says or does is about attaining things she wants and desires. It doesn’t matter who she hurts in the process. Now she is out asking rocks for advice. Considering that she is dumber than a box of rocks. I’m sure she will get some reasonable answers from them.

box of rocks

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5 Responses to Lena Dunham flees California…

  1. Re: the Hu-manatee muff-diving. Hell, she admits to pedophile muff diving with her sister.

    The real question is, where would she find a lesbian desperate enough to sleep with her ??

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  2. FriarBob says:

    I do hate to point it out, but until we get past the Electoral College we aren’t *officially* freed of Felonia von Pantsuit, and she technically hasn’t *officially* and *finally* “lost” just yet.

    I really don’t expect the conspiracy theorists to be right… THIS time. But I am also not going to guarantee anything either. (And they will be eventually if things keep going the way things are going.)

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