Good day all. Since I’m tired of the Political situation, and have other things to do, I thought I would write about how Bigfoot is responsible for an Idaho woman crashing into a deer.
Yes, some blithering idiot decided to claim that she saw a Sasquatch and it distracted her, and because of this, she ran down Bambi. Here are the details from Fox News:
MOSCOW, Idaho – A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a sasquatch in her rearview mirror.
Wait, this took place in Moscow? So she’s blaming an evil Russian bigfoot?
The Moscow-Pullman Daily News reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch.
The woman told Benewah County Sheriff’s officials that she saw a sasquatch chasing a deer on the side of the road while driving. She says she checked one of her mirrors to get a second look at the beast and when she looked up, the deer ran in front of her.
So the sasquatch was chasing a deer, and she looked into her mirror to double check what she had just seen, and the deer suddenly ran past her and in a move of desperation, allowed her to run him down. Yeah, right.
Sheriff’s officials marked the incident as a vehicle versus deer collision but did not report any evidence of Bigfoot.
There is also no mention of a Breathalyzer test or a field sobriety check. Of course, she might have been sampling some of of Washington State’s finer cannabis products, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Of course it’s also possible that Bigfoot did indeed chase a deer in front of this woman’s and then sat back, hidden from view and laughed hysterically at the situation. I’m sure they get tired of being messed with by tourists.
Thatisall
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