Good day all. Vermont is a state of many flavors of moonbattyness. It’s also the home of Ben&Jerry’s ice cream. The two founders, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield are well known as hard leftists.
They’re also, like many hard leftists, stinking rich. They have long been known to push socialist ideas on others, (While maintaining their own wealth and privilege of course), usually by coming up with new flavors of their rather overpriced and mediocre ice cream. Now they are creating new CommuNazi flavors and planning on using the proceeds to “Take back congress!” Here are the details the Washington Times:
Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream are teaming up with MoveOn.org to hold a contest for a new line of Democrat-inspired ice cream flavors. The contest, announced Friday, will select the seven best ice cream flavors inspired by Democratic House challengers Jess King, Lauren Underwood, Aftab Pureval, J.D Scholten, Ammar Campa Najjar, Stephany Rose Spaulding and James Thompson.
“We need a Democratic majority to check President Trump’s unrestrained power,” Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield said in a press release on MoveOn.org’s website. “And we also need to send progressive champions to Congress who will fix our health care system with Medicare for All, protect clean air and water, and get big money out of politics.
“But we need your help! We need to come up with seven amazing ice cream flavors (and flavor names) that not only taste great but also capture the essence of what each candidate stands for,” they said.
Well, never let it be said that I won’t help out in a good cause. Here are my suggestions for those 7 new flavors.
- Commie Mommy
- Triggered Treat
- Socialist S’mores
- Fancy Nancy
- Anti Semite Soros
- Autocratic Apple
- Totalitarian Taffy
All pints will come with a 50 percent surcharge and then you have to give it back to the store after you buy it.
Yes, I shamelessly stole this from someone else. Actually, this is how socialism works, so I didn’t steal it, I just “Redistributed” the idea. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
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