Biden now boarding Air Force One using the children’s stairs

Good day all. The mental and physical degradation of the worst president* in American history continues. Joe Biden, who holds the record for the most falls on the stairs into Air Force One, and is known to get lost walking off stage, is now reduced to using the “Lower Stairs.”

Joe Biden, who was never the sharpest tool in the shed, has been slipping and sliding his way around Air Force One since he was installed into office. It’s become a running, and very humiliating joke for the United States as people bet on how many steps Biden will manage before he falls flat on his face. Now, in order to try and mitigate one area of epic Biden Failure, Dementia Joe will now be using the Children’s entrance into Air Force One. Here are the details from Fox News:

President Biden is reportedly using “lower stairs” in Air Force One to avoid tripping incidents, Politico reported Wednesday, noting an “intentional shift” in an effort to make presidential travel easier. Politico reported that two of Biden’s advisers “privately acknowledged an intentional shift to steer the 80-year-old president to the lower stairs more often to make his travel easier and limit the possibility for missteps.”

It gets better. Now they are taking hints from the Senatorial Vegetable, John Fetterman. (Squash-PA)

The outlet also highlighted the president was wearing sneakers as opposed to dress shoes recently.

“The sneakers are another concession to comfort necessitated by age,” Politico reported. “One person close to the president said Biden used to always resist wearing anything other than dress shoes, believing that any other footwear look was unpresidential. But he has eased up on that stance in recent months.”

Eased up? More like Herr Dokter Jill flat out ordered him to wear sneakers. Of course, her style of dress has been questioned as well. She does seem to prefer “Streetwalker chic.”

Biden has tripped multiple times walking up the stairs of Air Force One.

I suspect part of the problem is that he’s in a hurry to board the plane for several reasons. He may be feeling the need to change his Depends. The next episode of Matlock is about to start or he’s anticipating a chance to sniff an 11 year old’s hair. Since he’s in a hurry and, as usual, not paying attention, he misjudges the steps and faceplants.

The outlet reported that the president’s aides were doing everything they can to “limit situations where any signs of physical frailty might be on heightened display.”

The general comments on that, limiting the signs of frailty can be summed up with two words. “To Late!”

Voters, Democrats and even President Biden’s aides have expressed concern for the president’s age and his ability to serve a second term as he campaigns for 2024 re-election.

It isn’t so much his age as his mental state. He’s gone from his normal “Stupid corrupt idiot” to “Escapee from the Alzheimer’s ward.”

The president has touted his age as an advantage and told MSNBC in an interview in May that he knows “more than the vast majority of people.”

“Because I have acquired a hell of a lot of wisdom,” Biden said. “I know more than the vast majority of people. I’m more experienced than anybody who has ever run for the office and I think I’ve proven myself to be honorable as well as also effective.”

Biden has never been honorable or effective, unless it was soliciting bribes and selling his office to the highest bidder, foreign and domestic. In any case, the next step for the Senile Pedophile, once he starts slipping and falling on the kiddie steps, will be requesting funding from Congress to install a stair lift on Air Force One. Then he can ride up to the main door waving to all the people with his patented stupid grin on his face.