Woke Free beer now coming to a store near you

Good day all. When Transheuser Busch decided to completely destroy the Bud Light brand and wreck all the other Budweiser brands, a new Craft Beer brand launched to take advantage of the Bud Light customers climbing into their pickup trucks and driving rapidly away.

The new brand started as online sales only. Now they are moving to in store sales. Here are the details from Newly Woke Fox News:

Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer, the brand launched in opposition to Bud Light’s “woke” partnership with a transgender influencer, says it is dominating the market by signing new distribution deals in multiple states to appear in thousands of retailers, bars and restaurants.

What first began in April as an online-only brand for “100% woke free” beer lovers is already being sold in stores and restaurants throughout Georgia and Arkansas after just a couple of months in business, FOX Business has learned.

“First, they mocked us. They said we’d never sell any beer, they said we’d never get the beer made, they said we would never get distributors, and then they said we’d never get shelf space in stores. I’m proud to say, we’ve accomplished all those things in a matter of months,” CEO Seth Weathers said in a press release first shared with Fox.

I have a sneaking suspicion they’re taking over the shelf space that used to belong to Bud Mulvaney Light.

The conservative ale was an immediate hit among beer drinkers, surpassing $1 million in sales, gaining over 10,000 customers, and selling 20,000 six-packs within the first two weeks of its launch in April.

I recall when this was first announced. It was a moot point for me since they don’t ship to New Hampshire.

Weathers attributed the company’s success to individuals “fighting back with their wallet” and said a portion of the sales will help fund the customers’ priorities.

“Conservatives have had enough of woke corporations, and they’re fighting back with their wallet,” he said. “We’re doing our part to fight for the causes that matter to our customers by donating a portion of sales to defeating woke school board members across the country.”

Disney is also finding out that going Woke is not conducive to a successful business model. They’ve killed all their properties with the murder of Indiana Jones being one of the more expensive disasters for them. On the flip side, you have movies like Sound of Freedom which is probably going to break $200 million, if not more and only cost about $15 million to make.

“If you support conservative values, please go to your local stores in Georgia and Arkansas and grab yourself a 6-pack! Let’s send a message to woke corporations by becoming a forever brand that helps restore our country’s values,” Weathers said in the announcement.

Still not being sold in New Hampshire I guess. Of course, New Hampshire has state run liquor stores and a fairly limited distribution network. (I think there are only 2-3 distributors in the southern part of the state, and we also have a Budweiser plant not far from the Anger Central Corporate offices)

While Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer has witnessed an uptick in sales, Bud Light parent company Anheuser Busch saw $27 billion in market value vanish just two months after the boycott began over their controversial campaign with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

I wonder if Mr. Weathers has talked to Costco? If he can get shelf space from them in all 50 states, and the beer is actually good, (I have not sampled it), it could make both of them a nice pile of money. As for Costco and Bud Light?

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