Member of the greatest generation shows his greatness again

Greetings all, I read this article on the series of Tubes attached to my computer. A member of the most useless generation tried to break into the home of a member of the greatest generation. The results?

One less member of the useless generation wasting our valuable oxygen.

Here’s the story from My Fox Orlando:

Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood says the homeowner, 82-year-old Charles Robbins, was awakened by someone breaking into the back door.

If that useless troll knew there was someone home, he probably thought it would be easy to deal with him. Apparently, he thought incorrectly.

The homeowner armed himself with a .45 automatic and fire one shot through the door striking the man in the abdomen.

Nice shooting there and you had a decent pistol. None of this mamby pamby 9mm stuff. When someone absolutely has to go down, use an American made .45, not one of those wimpy European bullets.

Police say the man, 24-year-old Tyler Orshoski of Holly Hill, was wearing a ski mask and gloves, and armed with a flashlight, screw driver and a hammer.

It might have been smarter if Tyler has invested in a bullet proof vest, but then if he were smarter, he wouldn’t have been trying to break into someone’s home. Now, all he’s good for is voting in Chicago.

Police say they believe the homeowner acted within his rights.

Damn Straight he did!!

The investigation continues.

Why? Bad guy tries to break into a good guy’s home, god guy informs him that this is not a good idea. Bad guy can’t take the hint and has now become one with the digestive tract of the local worm population.

Now I”m sorry that Mr. Robbins was placed into that position. However, I’m quite satisfied with the results of the altercation.

Thatisall

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David Burkhead
David Burkhead
14 years ago

I love a happy ending

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