The 2014 State of the Union address

Good day all. Tonight is the 2014 State of the Union address by the noted liar, Barack Obama. As usual, I, along with tens of millions of others, will totally ignore what he has to say and watch Jeopardy reruns instead.

There really is no point to listening to the SCoaMF in Chief as he blathers on about what a magnificent person he is and how anyone who disagrees with him or his plans is a gun and bible clinging racist. I can pretty much guess the basics of his speech.

First he will want to legalize millions of criminal aliens and promptly register them for all the free money and stuff he can give them. This will tie in with his income redistribution plans to deal with “Income Inequality. Of course the reality will be everyone’s money will be redistributed to Obama’s cronies and pals. Then he will go on about how we must fight man made global warming by killing industry, mining and power generation in the United States. He won’t bother to note that the entire country is suffering from extremely and dangerously cold weather when he makes his speech.

Der Fubar will also lie about the disaster known as Obamacare, or officially the “Affordable Care Act.” He will make statements about how people are moving from their “Rotten” insurance plans into the super deluxe plans, and that people are so much better off. He will ignore the facts that millions of people were kicked off the plans they had and that they liked. He won’t mention all the people who are losing access to their doctors and hospitals. He will ignore the fact that people’s medical expenses are skyrocketing under this fiasco and that people are refusing to sign up and that the insurance companies are now considering bailing out before they are ruined.

Finally he will tear into congress for refusing to roll over and just do what he wants. He will announce that he will just ignore congress and essentially rule by decree. The Democrats will jump to their feet and applaud wildly, looking remarkably like the Reichstag in 1933 after Hitler signed the Enabling act ((Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich)) John “Crybaby” Boehner, (RINO-Ohio), will stair at Il Douche’s back and continue working on his reelection campaign as well as getting an amnesty bill through the House. Mitch McConnell will also continue working on his campaign. When both are asked why they aren’t seeking King Putt’s impeachment, they will point at Harry Reid.

So, the United States, once the freest nation on earth, will fully descend into tyranny.

That will be the State of the DisUnion speech tonight.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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