Our skinny dipping Vice President

Well, here’s something that will make you want to drink your next few meals. It seems that our current Vice President, Joseph “Slow Joe” Biden likes to go skinny dipping in front of his Secret Service detail. This doesn’t make the Secret Service very happy either.

This is from a new book titled “The First Family Detail” by Ronald Kessler. Now I haven’t read this book, and to be honest, I have no plans to. I found out about Slow Joe’s preferred swimming attire, or lack there of, from the Daily News.

It’s the Joe Biden you didn’t know — and might not want to see.

Got that right Skippy!

Secret Service agents dread being assigned to protect the vice president, in part because Biden’s a big fan of skinny dipping, according to a new tell-all book. In “The First Family Detail,” author Ronald Kessler quotes unnamed Secret Service agents dishing about the supposedly “hidden lives” of Presidents and the other important people they protect.

Now there have been other books either by former detail members or authors who have talked with those who have signed on to take a bullet if needed. One of the themes that seems to run through all of these books is the differences between Democrats and Republicans. With the exception of Nixon, the Republican presidents treated the Secret Service agents with dignity and respect since they understood what a dangerous job they have. The Democrats seem to treat the Secret Service as annoyances at best and servants at worst. Now getting back to Joe “Get a shotgun” Biden:

Biden is portrayed as being more interested in coming off as a “regular Joe” than being potentially responsible for the nation’s nuclear codes.

Regular Joe? This is the guy who is one bullet away from the presidency. Now you know why Il Douche selected him. Biden is utterly irresponsible. He also has a problem keeping his pants on.

Not to mention he’s a guy who apparently doesn’t have a problem getting naked.

“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes. “Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.”

And here you have the typical attitude of the Progressive Liberal Fascist Democrat. These men, and obviously the women as well, are nothing more then ornaments. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t walking around naked in front of female employees be considered sexual harassment? However, Biden’s lack of modesty isn’t the major issue, believe it or not.

More serious is Biden’s insistence, according to Kessler, that his official motorcade not interfere with his neighbors back in his home turf of Delaware. That means the veep puts an uncomfortable — perhaps even dangerous — distance between himself and the vehicles carrying his physician and the 40-pound “football” that enables him, if necessary, to authorize the launching of a nuclear warhead, the book claims.

Oh I hope that version of the “Football ((The Nuclear Football))” is just a satchel with pretty lights and a few bricks in it for weight. The very thought of this moron having to make the decision to launch nuclear weapons scare the crap out of me.

What’s going to happen is either you’re going to have a dead vice president in Delaware or you’re going to have agents killed in Delaware because Secret Service management refused to stand up to (Biden),” Kessler quotes an unnamed agent as saying.

Now I thought there were standing orders regarding Biden in case Obama should fall down an elevator shaft during a fundraiser? Something about shooting him too?

Between Biden’s “lack of consideration as evidenced by” his naked aquatics and his supposedly incessant last-minute schedule changes, “being assigned to his detail is considered the second worst assignment in the Secret Service,” Kessler writes.

Second worst? Who might the worst assignment be? Must be Michelle Obama. Umm, nope! It isn’t.

Coming in at No. 1, per Kessler: Protecting Hillary Clinton.

Why doesn’t that surprise me? I seem to recall a situation years ago, shortly after 9/11 when her motorcade blew threw a security gate and ran over the guard’s foot when he tried to flag them down. He almost opened fire on them thinking it was a terrorist attack. Of course, Hillary’s “people” have launched a counterstrike.

A Hillary Clinton representative told the Daily News that Kessler joins two other authors who have written Clinton takedowns this summer in “a hat trick of despicable actors concocting trashy nonsense.

“Their behavior should neither be allowed nor enabled, and legitimate media outlets who know with every fiber of their beings that it is completely made up should not get down in the gutter with them.”

It’s all part of the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy! ((The Vast right-wing conspiracy))” Looks like this hit a nerve. In any case, it just shows you how most PLFD’s can’t be trusted with the organs of government. If they don’t respect those willing to take a bullet for them, what makes you think they will respect the American people? Now if you will excuse me, I must go pour a gallon of bleach into my brain to try and wash away the image of a naked Biden.

Thatisall

~The Angry Webmaster~

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